*Please add my upcoming novels, Please Listen to the Director [Infinite] and My Rival and I Go on a Dating Show Together [Showbiz], to your collection! Their blurbs are at the very end.*
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After years of fighting to make it in showbiz, Jiu Zhi died in a car accident on the very day she won the Grand Slam for Best Actress.
For some inexplicable reason, she got bound to a Drama Queen System. It wanted her to transmigrate into an Infinite novel and play a drama queen of a supporting female character who harassed the male lead and targeted the heroine.
Jiu Zhi: ...Are you okay?
Drama Queen System: In exchange, once you finish the plot, the rest of the supporting character's life will be yours to control.
Jiu Zhi: Deal!
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One day, the top team in the escape game realized that the drama queen who was always causing trouble seemed to have changed somehow.
[The drama queen's inner monologue: Hmph, how dare an illegitimate daughter show off in front of me? I'll target her, ostracize her, and bully her!]
Instead, the heroine she targeted, Chu Chu, acted pitiful and played the sweet, innocent girl to curry favor with her. She was also an expert at taking digs at the male lead.
[The drama queen's inner monologue: You're trying to get rid of me so you can have her all to yourself, huh? Don't even think about it!]
Instead, the male lead she harassed looked calm and unruffled on the surface, but inside he was in turmoil: She likes me so much!
[The drama queen's inner monologue: Refuse the male lead's team's advice? Only a gorgeous princess bedroom is worthy of my noble status!]
Instead, the villain who wanted to kill her gazed at her peaceful sleeping face and, forgetting his status as a BOSS, obediently played the little doll in her arms.
And so, before long, every player in the escape game realized the top team had been bewitched by that drama queen named Jiu Zhi. They treated her like a precious treasure.
Bonus scene: "Don't You Find Drama Queens Annoying?"
Q1: Don't you find it annoying when Jiu Zhi scolds you?
The team's chubby little guy, with his fair, soft cheeks flushed red, said, "What do you know? She's just worried about me."
Q2: Don't you find Jiu Zhi annoying, always making a scene and acting up?
The team's smiling fox answered with elegant warmth, "If I could, I'd want Zhi Zhi to be a little more annoying. Then there wouldn't be so many irritating flies around."
Q3: As a fellow girl, don't you find it annoying that Jiu Zhi steals the spotlight from you?
The new girl on the team looked sad. "Zhi Zhi deserves to be adored by millions. I just wish she'd look at me a little more, too."
Q4: Don't you find Jiu Zhi annoying, acting like a spoiled princess and getting mad for no reason?
The team's stern, taciturn leader answered seriously, "I should take better care of her in every way, so she won't have a reason to get angry."
Q5: Don't you find Jiu Zhi... Don't glare at me! Forget I said anything!
The expressionless doll turned into a strikingly handsome man. His face was cold as frost. "Zhi Zhi is mine. Don't even think about it."
*Reader's Guide
1. This is a new author's first novel, a brainless, fluffy read with no logic.
2. The original male and female leads have no romantic tension. Zhi Zhi is adored by everyone, men and women alike.
3. Except for the first instance, all the NPCs in the other instances are fragments of the male lead.
4. If it's not for you, please don't be cruel. There are countless authors on Jinjiang. If this one isn't your cup of tea, try another.
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Please Listen to the Director [Infinite], a romance Infinite Flow novel
No one knew that behind the escape game, which had claimed countless lives, there was a director.
Fu Xu was that director. She stood above all the escape game instances, watching the joys, anger, sorrows, and grief of all living beings with a smile.
With a casual stroke of her pen, she could create an incredibly dangerous instance.
But one day, Fu Xu discovered that a huge mess had broken out in the escape game!
A powerhouse who refused to play by the rules had appeared. An instance that was supposed to leave players scratching their heads and racking their brains had its BOSS killed outright by this player's absurdly powerful fighting skills!
Fu Xu frowned. This wouldn't do!
So a newcomer with no livestream room appeared in the escape game.
But she was active in the livestream of Teng Jian, one of the game's hottest players.
Fu Xu got in touch with all the ghosts working in the instance and arranged every scene: You, come out after the lights turn on and off. You, follow him, and don't show yourself until he looks back a second time...
The ghost employees obediently nodded.
On screen, Fu Xu handed the other players a crucial clue she'd just obtained.
Fu Xu: "S-Sorry, big brother. I didn't mean to."
The audience raged: [I'm so mad! Why is this little white flower back to causing trouble for the big shot again?]
The other players rejoiced: This must be a righteous messenger sent by heaven!
Teng Jian lowered his eyes and smiled. "You're very kind."
On screen, Fu Xu claimed the golden finger Teng Jian had earned after painstakingly clearing the instance.
Fu Xu: "I'm so weak. This should be for me, right?"
The audience gasped: [With this, God Teng will be unstoppable and reach even greater heights! Little white flower! Put it down!]
Teng Jian thought for a moment, then handed Fu Xu all the other good things he had on him, too. "You're right. You can have all of these."
On screen, at the crucial moment when the BOSS appeared, Fu Xu clung to Teng Jian's clothes and hid behind him.
Fu Xu: "I'm so scared, big brother."
The audience watched as the BOSS stabbed through one of Teng Jian's arms and cheered: [Surely God Teng will finally see sense! This little white flower is nothing but trouble!]
Just as expected, after barely clearing the instance, Teng Jian stood covered in blood and glared fiercely at Fu Xu.
The audience hesitated: [Actually, the little white flower's just a bit dumb. She doesn't mean any harm. God Teng doesn't need to be so harsh.]
Teng Jian pulled Fu Xu into his arms with his one remaining arm and snapped, "Who told you to stay so close to me? Couldn't you find somewhere farther away to hide?"
The audience: [...]
Fu Xu: ???
This scene wasn't going quite right!
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My Rival and I Go on a Dating Show Together [Showbiz], a danmei showbiz novel
Everyone knew that Yu Xuexiao, a gorgeous idol with nothing but his face to offer, and Xie Yunye, a newly acclaimed actor known for his talent, had held a grudge against each other for years.
Xie Yunye had once said publicly on a talk show that Yu Xuexiao had no qualifications whatsoever to be an idol.
Ever since then, their fans had been at war.
One side believed that talent and idol appeal were naturally incompatible, and that there was nothing wrong with Xie Yunye speaking the truth.
The other side believed that Yu Xuexiao's face was all he needed, and that his looks were an idol's greatest asset.
But recently, the two appeared on Heartbeat Rhythm, a livestreamed celebrity dating show, and fans on both sides were stunned.
Was this really a dating show and not a horror show!?
Who would want to go on a dating show with their rival!?
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On the day Heartbeat Rhythm premiered.
Yu Xuexiao sat with the other guests and watched Xie Yunye walk over with a cold, haughty expression, ignoring everyone around him.
Everyone wondered how much the production team must have paid Xie Yunye to get him to join the show.
Only Yu Xuexiao was thinking:
That clingy puppy who used to obediently follow me around and call me senpai has grown up like this.
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Yu Xuexiao had always assumed they both avoided talking about the past because neither of them cared, and neither had taken their youthful feelings seriously.
Out of guilt, he paid attention to keeping a proper distance between them while doing his best to treat Xie Yunye well.
Then their ship blew up, and at the production team's request, he assumed they had both tacitly agreed to treat their on-screen couple act as work.
But later, out of view of the cameras, Xie Yunye got drunk, buried his face in Yu Xuexiao's shoulder, and, eyes red, demanded, "Yu Xuexiao, why did you dump me back then?"
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At the celebration banquet for the dating show's runaway success, someone egged on the drunk head director and asked how much he'd paid Xie Yunye to appear.
The head director said smugly, "Not a penny!"
Then he added, "All he asked was that we arrange for him to spend time with one person. And you all know what happened next: the Yunxiao ship blew up!"
The banquet footage was uploaded to the internet and immediately shot up the trending charts.
Netizens who'd just finished watching the livestream and were in the throes of shipping the couple rushed to watch.
"I don't even want to ship them, but the real people are practically forcing me to!"
"Yezi-ge, I'm actually crying. I even spent the first half of the show criticizing the production team for being awful and making them spend time with their rival..."
"Who needs an appearance fee? A wife is way more important! Yunxiao is real!"
"Is there still anyone who hasn't watched Heartbeat Rhythm? Come watch the arrogant king turn into an obedient puppy in front of his wife!"
Theme: Building a better, more harmonious society
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The ending was a bit rushed, but overall it was pretty good.
Fuzawa's line was not explained clearly, and the ending was a bit rushed.
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So was it Zhizhi who hated the doll before?