The Three-Body People in Yokohama

[Blurb One]

For the sake of a supreme goal, I came to Earth from the Trisolaran First Fleet. Taking Earth's Wallfacer Project as a reference, I have no idea what that supreme goal is, either.

With my thoughts laid bare, I loaded myself into a human body. I also realized that all Earthlings are skilled at deception when the bandage-wearing maniac invited me to die with him.

I'm so panicked.

Thankfully, many kind people helped me and taught me how to be a person.

For example, Nakahara Chuuya, another oddity like me, and Kunikida Doppo, who loves writing in his planner...

I successfully joined the Detective Agency and used Sophon's full-map monitoring function to go undercover on Earth as a member who was a genius detective.

Ranpo: Everyone except you and me is a fool we have to protect!

Me: No, everyone else is a bug.

In secret, I introduced the Three-Body game, manipulated the ETO, and stirred up trouble all over Earth.

One day, Fyodor came to see me. "Want to work together? I want to join the ETO."

Me: "..." Of course I'd agree, then stab him in the back at every opportunity!

Suspicion was slowly taking root. I needed to speed things up.

*Supreme goal: The world belongs to the Trisolarans!

[Blurb Two]

In Yokohama, the first word I learned was...deception.

Trisolarans can't lie, and their thoughts are transparent. The people of Earth began to seem terrifying to me.

The bandage-wearing maniac smiled brightly and said to me, "Miss, would you like to die with me?"

That man in bandages had lied to me.

Jumping into a river couldn't kill me, so I hung myself out to dry in a tree.

The bandage-wearing maniac looked at me with a strange expression. "Miss, what exactly are you doing...?"

"Dehydrating," I replied with a straight face.

"Miss, humans can't dehydrate like tardigrades~"

Looking at my ten slender, pale fingers, I realized the fact I'd been trying to ignore all along: "I've turned into a human."

My once-smooth mirrored shell had been replaced by human skin riddled with pores. I learned my second word: fear.

The black-haired, green-eyed famous detective put on his black-rimmed glasses, and the little cape behind him fluttered slightly.

They all said he was activating his ability, [Ultra-Deduction], and I wrote it down with a solemn expression.

For the sake of my home planet, I had to develop a way to counter human abilities.

The Tanizaki siblings were piled on top of each other on the sofa. Kenji Miyazawa told me that this was how siblings in the city acted around each other.

I silently noted: Earth's reproduction is not limited by moral conventions.

Thinking of Earth's enormous population made me a little sad. Could we gain the upper hand in a war?

Yes, I learned my third word: sadness. This was because I was gradually being assimilated by this human body, but my inherent rationality soon erased all my useless emotions.

Sophon contacted my home planet through quantum communications.

The first day, no reply.

The second day...

The Nth day, still no reply.

Today, I am still undercover on Earth.

P.S. Updates when inspiration strikes; an idea I came up with on a whim.

Theme: Survival comes first.