I Attend University in Teyvat

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Tighnari x Suji (Mona)

"A Quick User Survey on the Transmigration Bureau"

[Reporter]: Could you briefly describe your life after transmigrating?

[Suji]: Thanks for asking. I'm at Amurta, and my daily routine is working in the fields. It's perfectly suited to my major, and I absolutely love it.

[Reporter]: Could you tell us a little about your school?

[Suji]: As everyone knows, Amurta belongs to the School of Biological Sciences. Its biggest claim to fame is how many students fail their courses.

[Reporter]: It sounds like the curriculum is pretty difficult. Could you tell us more?

[Suji]: Students don't fail because the subjects are hard, but because of their graduation projects. For example, one senior spent four years growing a tree. The sign marking it never got replaced, so it was blown away by the wind. Then someone from the Kshahrewar, not paying attention, cut the tree down to build a house. That senior had to spend another four years before graduating.

[Reporter]: What a shame.

[Suji]: That's not all. A few cohorts ago, an instructor and their class were growing a drought-resistant potato at the edge of the rainforest and desert. Then a sandstorm came along and swept away the entire crop, even though it was only a month from being ready to harvest. When the instructor and students heard, they all grabbed each other and burst into tears.

[Reporter]: That's a real double whammy of natural and man-made disasters...

Suji was about to continue when someone flung open the studio door, rushing in with a panicked shout.

"This is bad! This is bad! Senior Suji, a pig rooted up the cherry tomatoes you planted!"

Suji: "Holy crap!!!!!!!"

Theme: Believe in science