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The dragon Lirong was forced to work for the Time Management Bureau after she couldn't keep her spending-claw under control.
Using a secret identity drawn from Chinese mythology, she traveled around Teyvat, promoting her wares and trying to rewrite the original story's tragic endings.
And so, she came up with:
[Target Customer 1] Still crying over the tragic past of the Darknight Hero? Peaches endorsed by the Great Sage Equal to Heaven will bring the fathers of Diluc and Kaeya back to life, hale and hearty, with just one bite! Legitimate business, ten times your money back if it's fake.
[Target Customer 2] Still furious about the Nightmare Lord's past control over Xiao? Drink this Ran Yi blood, specially made to cure nightmares, and the growing yaksha never has to worry about staying up late and stunting his growth again! If you like it, remember to leave a five-star review~
[Target Customer 3] Still grieving the friend who died in a Duel Before the Throne? The nine-headed, nine-lived Jiu Ying has a resurrection cooldown faster than the Raiden Shogun's Musou no Hitotachi. Its ability to take a hit is top-notch, and even Kaedehara Kazuha was left speechless.
[Target Customer 4] Staying up late and losing hair over a plan for moving back from the Guili Plains to Liyue Harbor? The self-renewing, inexhaustible Xi Rang can be planted all around the Guili Plains to form a massive flood-control dam. Morax himself approves!
Years later, Lirong had become the bureau's employee of the year, with so much salary and bonus money that her hands cramped from counting it.
Just when she thought she could lie flat and mindlessly pull for characters from then on...
Her former clients began appearing in the real world:
"Apologies, my younger sister/daughter tends to wander off. I hope she hasn't caused you any trouble. I've come to take her home."
Lirong: H-Help...
Warnings:
1. Lots of author-created lore.
2. The secret identities are based on The Classic of Mountains and Seas, primordial mythology, and various folk tales.
Feel free to share your pulls! The author is confident that a lifetime of wild swings between great and terrible luck makes for plenty to chat about, whether you're showing off or crying over bad pulls~
Coming Soon 2: Fleeing Teyvat Overnight
Blurb:
As a fan artist, I drew a lot of fanworks for Genshin Impact.
Like the steamy Teyvat boy band in maid outfits;
Like turning all the cute Anemo boys into cats;
And genderbent Rex Lapis doing the Egyptian dance (I refuse to believe nobody wants to see this);
I don't regret getting into Genshin Impact.
But one day, after I passed out from staying up late to finish an illustration, I woke up to find myself transmigrated into Teyvat. And the fanworks I'd drawn had actually become reality in Teyvat. I silently covered up my secret identity.
Baby, you absolutely cannot let it slip.
*
After transmigrating into Teyvat, I had to get a job to survive.
My first job was as a maid at the Dawn Winery.
I loved the job, until one day I saw Diluc returning to the winery from his nightly patrol dressed in a catgirl outfit.
There was my boss, making a grumpy little cat face.
I closed my eyes and remembered that it was the first fanart I'd drawn after joining the fandom.
I understood.
Not wanting to be "sentenced here," I fled the Dawn Winery overnight.
My second job was as a trainee city inspector in Mondstadt.
I loved the job, until one day I saw Venti busking in public, when suddenly a flash of green light changed his clothes into a maid outfit.
My fingers trembled. I recognized that maid outfit all too well. I'd gone through a ton of references to design it!
To avoid hearing, "Don't even think about reincarnating," I fled Mondstadt overnight.
My third job was Albedo's lab assistant.
I loved the job, until one day I saw Albedo return from outside wearing actual thigh-highs.
My blood rushed to my head. Teacher Albedo's beautiful legs, prprpr...
I'd drawn Albedo in thigh-highs too.
I had no desire to try "This is the moment of creation," so I fled Dragonspine overnight.
My fourth job was a server at the Wangshu Inn.
I loved the job, until one day the elusive young adeptus blushed and covered the cat tail that had grown on his back.
I was completely numb. Cat Xiao, I drew a whole series of eight illustrations!
I didn't want anyone complimenting the Primordial Jade Winged-Spear on my head, so I fled the Wangshu Inn overnight.
After that came the divine-outfit genderbent Zhongli, Tartaglia in a stage outfit pole dancing, mermaid Kamisato Ayato, desert-dancer Cyno, Alhaitham in an Eremite skin...
Me: "..."
Got it. Flee Teyvat overnight.
The main story is told in third person.
Also known as: A Fan Artist Tries to Keep Her Secret Identity Hidden
Theme: Make things easier for others, and for yourself
Isn't it time to reflect on why it is getting shorter and shorter? ? In the past, you used to dote on the Sixth Imperial Concubine every day. We are not short of this Jinjiang coin. You can definitely trade two-digit Jinjiang coins starting with 3!
Others who will discover the pain of raising a dragon will in a few days. . . .
Good luck to you
Throw a new advance here
As a doujin artist, I have drawn many secondary creations for "Genshin Impact".
For example, the Seese boy band maid series;
For example, the entire cat sculpture of the cute wind boy;
Another example is the Sex Transformation Rock King Dijun dancing to the Egyptian Shake (I don't believe no one wants to watch this);
I don't regret falling into the pit of Genshin Impact.
But when I fainted one day due to staying up late, and when I woke up, I found that I had traveled to Teyvat, and the secondary creations I had drawn actually came true in the world of Teyvat - I silently covered my vest.
Treasure, you must not drop it.
After traveling to Teyvat, I had to start working in order to survive.
My first job was as a maid at Dawn Winery.
I loved this job, until one day I saw Diluc wearing a Catwoman suit and visiting a winery at night.
He, my boss, is carrying a kitten with a face.
I closed my eyes and remembered that this was the first fanart I drew when I first entered the game.
I understand.
Not wanting to be "sentenced here", I fled Chenxi Winery overnight.
My second job was as a trainee urban management officer in Mondstadt.
I liked this job very much, until one day, I saw Wendy singing in public, and suddenly a green light flashed, and her clothes turned into a maid outfit.
My fingers were trembling: This maid outfit looked so familiar to me. I read a lot of information in order to design it!
In order to avoid "Don't even think about reincarnation", I fled Mondstadt overnight.
My third job was as Albedo's experimental assistant.
I liked this job very much, until one day, I saw Abedo coming back from outside, actually wearing black silk stockings.
My blood is boiling: Teacher Abedo's beautiful legs, prprpr——
I also painted the black silk Albedo.
I don't want to try "this is the moment of birth" and escape from Longji Snow Mountain overnight.
My fourth job was as a waiter at Wangshu Inn.
I liked this job very much, until one day, the young immortal who had seen the dragon had no head or tail, blushed and covered the newly grown cat tail on his back.
I was completely numb: As for the cat sculpture Mandrill, I drew a series of eight pictures!
I didn't want to be praised for how beautiful the He Puyuan on my head was, so I fled Wangshu Inn overnight.
After that, they are Zhongli in a divine costume, Dadalia, a pole dancer in a singing costume, Ayato the mermaid Kamisato, Seno, a desert dancer, and Elhaysen, the skin of the gilded brigade...
Me: "..."
Got it, fled Teyvat overnight.
The text is in third person.
The alias of this article is "The fan's big hands are trying to cover the vest"
Xiti, a two-person trip in the solitary room, w Qin, mom, thank you for your hard work.
Good guys, let's put these two together, how are the fish in Mondstadt's Starfall Lake and Star-Zhaing Cliff? Still there?
I'm happy with the ending, but I want to see the doctor get beaten.
Hahaha, is it really okay for two troublemakers to get together?
The ending is a mess ~ but I really want to see the doctor get hammered
There are too few people. When will there be a full Shura field (gloating tone)
Woohoo, why is it so gone? I haven't read enough of QAQ (it's still a bit weird to put Shinhwa and Genshin Impact together, no, it's weird to put them together with anything. I'd better read the game one)
Isn't it time to reflect on why it is getting shorter and shorter? ? In the past, you used to dote on the Sixth Imperial Concubine every day. We are not short of this Jinjiang coin. You can definitely trade two-digit Jinjiang coins starting with 3!
Others who will discover the pain of raising a dragon will in a few days. . . . Good luck to you
Throw a new advance here As a doujin artist, I have drawn many secondary creations for "Genshin Impact". For example, the Seese boy band maid series; For example, the entire cat sculpture of the cute wind boy; Another example is the Sex Transformation Rock King Dijun dancing to the Egyptian Shake (I don't believe no one wants to watch this); I don't regret falling into the pit of Genshin Impact. But when I fainted one day due to staying up late, and when I woke up, I found that I had traveled to Teyvat, and the secondary creations I had drawn actually came true in the world of Teyvat - I silently covered my vest. Treasure, you must not drop it. After traveling to Teyvat, I had to start working in order to survive. My first job was as a maid at Dawn Winery. I loved this job, until one day I saw Diluc wearing a Catwoman suit and visiting a winery at night. He, my boss, is carrying a kitten with a face. I closed my eyes and remembered that this was the first fanart I drew when I first entered the game. I understand. Not wanting to be "sentenced here", I fled Chenxi Winery overnight. My second job was as a trainee urban management officer in Mondstadt. I liked this job very much, until one day, I saw Wendy singing in public, and suddenly a green light flashed, and her clothes turned into a maid outfit. My fingers were trembling: This maid outfit looked so familiar to me. I read a lot of information in order to design it! In order to avoid "Don't even think about reincarnation", I fled Mondstadt overnight. My third job was as Albedo's experimental assistant. I liked this job very much, until one day, I saw Abedo coming back from outside, actually wearing black silk stockings. My blood is boiling: Teacher Abedo's beautiful legs, prprpr—— I also painted the black silk Albedo. I don't want to try "this is the moment of birth" and escape from Longji Snow Mountain overnight. My fourth job was as a waiter at Wangshu Inn. I liked this job very much, until one day, the young immortal who had seen the dragon had no head or tail, blushed and covered the newly grown cat tail on his back. I was completely numb: As for the cat sculpture Mandrill, I drew a series of eight pictures! I didn't want to be praised for how beautiful the He Puyuan on my head was, so I fled Wangshu Inn overnight. After that, they are Zhongli in a divine costume, Dadalia, a pole dancer in a singing costume, Ayato the mermaid Kamisato, Seno, a desert dancer, and Elhaysen, the skin of the gilded brigade... Me: "..." Got it, fled Teyvat overnight. The text is in third person. The alias of this article is "The fan's big hands are trying to cover the vest"
Xiti, a two-person trip in the solitary room, w Qin, mom, thank you for your hard work.
Good guys, let's put these two together, how are the fish in Mondstadt's Starfall Lake and Star-Zhaing Cliff? Still there?
I'm happy with the ending, but I want to see the doctor get beaten.
Hahaha, is it really okay for two troublemakers to get together?
The ending is a mess ~ but I really want to see the doctor get hammered
There are too few people. When will there be a full Shura field (gloating tone)
Woohoo, why is it so gone? I haven't read enough of QAQ (it's still a bit weird to put Shinhwa and Genshin Impact together, no, it's weird to put them together with anything. I'd better read the game one)