Xue Qing is a little dinosaur, a tiny hatchling rejected by his own kind.
He has been without parents since birth, and has spent his whole life going hungry and searching for food.
But one day, a guy calling himself a System comes to him.
He says he can help Xue Qing find his mother.
He also tells him that his parents are the most handsome people in the crowd.
The little dinosaur nods, still confused.
So, on his first day after transmigrating, the hatchling sees a group of two-legged monsters facing off against each other.
Remembering what the System told him, he immediately finds the person with the biggest chest in the crowd.
“Rawr!” He pounces on him.
Everyone knows that the presiding judge of Xining's base and the boss of Qiubei's base are sworn enemies, constantly at each other's throats. Every time they meet, they fight like there's no tomorrow.
This time, the two groups predictably clash over the transportation of supplies.
Then, just as both sides are about to start fighting,
a tiny monster that looks like a dinosaur suddenly darts forward with unbelievable speed and pounces into the arms of Xining's presiding judge.
Then it takes a bite, clamping onto the unmentionable part of the presiding judge, notorious for his viciousness and cruelty.
Everyone: !!
Amazingly, the hatchling can even speak human language. But as soon as he says a word, everyone is stunned.
“Mommy, I'm hungry.”
The veins bulge on Xining's presiding judge's forehead. He wants to throw the hatchling away.
His archenemy, however, steps forward to enjoy the spectacle. With a wicked grin on his handsome face, he taunts, “So the presiding judge can give birth to little monsters after all.”
But then the hatchling pokes his head out of the judge's arms and says to the vicious base boss, “Daddy!”
Everyone: !!!
For a moment, everyone is left dumbfounded.
Rumors about Xining's presiding judge and Qiubei's base boss spread across the entire post-apocalyptic world.
Bonus Scene:
The dark-skinned, broad-chested presiding judge watches the hatchling keep trying to bury himself in his chest to nurse, and holds back the urge to yell at him.
Then he takes an ax from the cabinet beside him and unceremoniously smashes it into Jiang Zeye, who's watching the show.
“Get lost. Take your kid away.”
“He's not just my kid, you know. Keep trying, sweetheart. Maybe your mommy really can give you milk...”
Before he can finish, the presiding judge starts fighting him. The hatchling curls up in a corner, hugging his tail.
Then he wonders curiously: Why do Daddy and Mommy fight every day?
Only later does Xue Qing learn that his parents are mortal enemies. But how could mortal enemies have a child together?
Xue Yu snorts. “Jiang Zeye must have pulled some strings.”
Jiang Zeye protests, “Why couldn't it be that you, the great presiding judge of Xining, had wanted my body for ages, and then...”
“Shut up!!” Then the two start fighting again.
Only later does Xue Qing learn that fighting is a sign of affection and arguing is a sign of love, which is how Daddy and Mommy ended up having him.
So one day, the little hatchling shyly takes a liking to a man. Then, copying the way his parents fight, he beats him senseless and drags him in front of his two daddies, who are busy fighting.
“Daddy, Mommy, look! I brought home a mate.”
Xue Shen and Jiang Zeye: ...
A Few Notes Before You Read:
1. The hatchling's parents are a dark-skinned, broad-chested, strong bottom who is an upright presiding judge, and a sharp-tongued, foul-mouthed base boss.
2. This story features raising a child, enemies-to-lovers, and a post-apocalyptic wasteland.
3. The hatchling will take human form.
Theme: Treat others kindly