The Cannon Fodder Top Wants to Be the Most Straight-Up Straight Guy in a BL Dating Show

Ji Zhi was born unlucky, but he never imagined he'd be unlucky enough to end up inside a trashy harem novel, and not just any kind, but a multiple-ending, heart-and-body-wrenching, extremely dark BL novel. Luckily, he was just a cannon-fodder character who left the story halfway through. All he had to do was hang on until the plot had progressed far enough, then he could get away from the novel's gong and shou.

But he never expected to become a heartthrob caught in the middle of a messy love triangle involving everyone.

Gong No. 1, a Haitang-style gong, took his hand halfway through a water-based challenge and taught him how to "press the trigger."

Gong No. 2, a loyal puppy-dog gong from a Jinjiang campus novel, wouldn't sleep properly in their tent. He snuggled against Ji Zhi and even bit his neck like a puppy.

Gong No. 3, a perverted gong from a Feiwen novel, hid in Ji Zhi's closet in the middle of the night and watched Gong No. 4, an irritable, tsundere scumbag gong, climb in through the window. The latter apologized while kissing Ji Zhi, who was asleep.

Even the original novel's shou started acting strangely. He couldn't help wrapping an arm around Ji Zhi's waist and saying, "If you have to choose, choose me."

Content warnings:

1. The original novel's shou has no relationship with any of the gongs. Both body and heart are pure.

2. No matter how extremely dark the original gongs and shou are, they won't hurt the protagonist. I'm a loving mom.

3. This isn't a stock-picking story, so don't worry about choosing the wrong one. Only children have to choose.

4. The shou is straight, but there is no forced conversion.

Theme: No extreme darkness. We want socialist brotherhood instead