Blurb
[Chaotic evil / fun-loving / scheming top x off-the-charts IQ / social skills disaster / emotionless beauty bottom]
Chu Nianfeng helped his ex become a top-tier star, step by step, only to discover he'd been cheated on the day after they secretly registered their marriage.
Just as he was heartbroken and preparing to divorce, he unexpectedly switched souls with his ex's sworn enemy.
His sworn enemy was called Luo Buwang. His looks were stunning enough to astonish the world, but his personality was exceptionally awful.
Luo Buwang scrolled through Chu Nianfeng's phone, smiling brightly. "So you're the anti-fan who made a hate site for me."
Chu Nianfeng: "..."
Luo Buwang: "I always said anyone who likes your ex must be blind."
Chu Nianfeng: "..." I was wrong, so could you please help me get a divorce?!
The entertainment industry had been especially lively lately.
The top-tier star Luo Buwang, dismissed as a pretty face, had actually signed up for the ultimate brain competition.
Anti-fans: This is hilarious. Is he going on just to humiliate himself...? Wait, how did Luo Buwang win the championship?!
A beauty had appeared at Luo Buwang's side as his assistant, stealing the spotlight from all the other popular actors on set.
The trending topic soared to the top: [Superstar Luo Buwang is suspected of keeping a beauty hidden away!]
Luo Buwang was photographed living with Chu Nianfeng.
Onlookers: Wow, Luo Buwang's romance with his beautiful assistant is finally out in the open!
The next day, people dug up the fact that Chu Nianfeng had been married to his ex.
Onlookers: What? It's a love triangle after all!
At the press conference for their new drama, every camera was aimed at the three of them.
Reporter: "Xiao Feng, who is the most important person in your heart?"
Ex: "Ridiculous. Even if we're divorced, I'm definitely more important than him."
Chu Nianfeng smiled faintly, wrapped an arm around Luo Buwang's neck, and kissed him.
All the media: !!!
Ex: ???
The real Chu Nianfeng: ... Is it too late for him to leave this beautiful world?!
Chu Nianfeng finally returned to his own body. He breathed a sigh of relief, ready to say goodbye to the entertainment industry for good, but Luo Buwang blocked his doorway.
"What, now that our relationship is public, you still want to run?"
Chu Nianfeng: "..." Can't I just issue a clarification? What else are you unhappy about?
"Didn't you say on your anti-fan site that I wasn't any good?" His warm breath brushed Chu Nianfeng's ear. "Then I'll show you just how good I am."
Afterward, Chu Nianfeng covered the hickeys on his fair neck and gritted his teeth as he deleted the post he'd made.
The next day, the homepage of the anti-fan site had been replaced with a huge, up-close selfie of Luo Buwang, along with a line of insufferable text:
Your site admin has been kidnapped by me. This site is shutting down v(●^_^●)~
Reading guide:
1. This should be a lighthearted and sweet little story.
2. Includes a little scum-punishment and a scumbag-top-regrets-his-actions arc.
3. The bottom seems emotionless on the surface, but has a ton of inner monologue.
3. Both are sexually inexperienced, 1v1.
Please, little angels, add this to your favorites!!! =3=
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Theme: Someone will always love you, so there's no need to rush.
