I Deceived the Whole World

[Upcoming work: The Fox Spirit's Cultivation Handbook]

After cultivating for a thousand years, Shen Yishuang finally takes human form, only to fail at the last moment during her tribulation.

Fortunately, she binds herself to a wild System in time, allowing her to enter another world to heal.

Putting on an act, driving wedges between people, stopping at nothing, playing with people's feelings, beguiling them, and coveting vanity are all basic fox demon skills.

She has no outstanding virtues or lofty principles, only ruthless methods and wicked thoughts.

She isn't kind or upright, but her beauty is peerless, and learned scholars will argue her case.

Shen Yishuang says: What could I possibly have done wrong? I just want to give those handsome young men a home~~

[Story Blurb]

After transmigrating into the Dresden Slate, Ye Yi needs a vast amount of energy to take human form.

He struggled for countless years before finally learning how to move himself, avoiding the fate of being taken back to Japan to serve as a mascot for seventy years before being destroyed by the Silver King with a single sword strike.

Keep cultivating?

No!

Ye Yi says he doesn't want to wait any longer!

He's going to tell a colossal lie and make the whole world dance to his tune!

So he establishes the Longevity Club, inviting the heads of the Port Mafia, the Liquor Company boss, and a whole host of other wealthy people nearing the end of their lifespans to join...

He creates a cross-dimensional chat group, fabricates countless alternate identities such as [Rose of the Battlefield], [Fifth Division Captain], and [Phantom Troupe Leader], along with the corresponding other worlds, and dupes a great many powerful figures...

He invents a cross-world tour group, passes off intelligent dolls as visitors from other worlds, and lets the residents of this world experience transmigration through immersive 3D movies, making everyone believe in the existence of other worlds...

But years later, just as he's finally drained all his victims, gathered enough energy to take human form, and is preparing to pull one last job before retiring, the apocalypse from his lies actually comes true!

Ye Yi: !!!

Wait a second! I made the whole thing up, damn it!

Reader's Guide:

1. All supernatural abilities in this setting come from accidental leaks of the Slate's energy, so Dazai's No Longer Human doesn't work on the protagonist.

2. The other worlds are all made up by the protagonist, who controls the plot.

3. The protagonist takes the form of a slate in the early chapters and doesn't get much screen time.

4. All supernatural abilities come from the Slate, and the protagonist can take them back.

5. The setting draws on a composite of various anime. Please don't apply it to real life.

6. I'll add more when I think of it.

Theme: There's always a way, no matter how difficult things seem.