The Spoiled Heiress's Dating Show Love Triangle

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[A free-spirited heroine tames an arrogant, refined hero]

This story:

[Over-the-top, everyone-loves-her chaos. The heroine is unreasonable and crashes into the whole world.]

[They compete for her, she goes wild, and everyone has a bright future ahead!]

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Xu Xingyou discovered that she was living inside an affection-conquest game.

As the cherished junior sister of the Heartless Sect, she was the junior sister, disciple, childhood friend, and enemy of the male leads available for conquest. It sounded pretty impressive, but she was just cannon fodder.

Proud of herself, she made a huge scene to protest her fate

But before she could get anywhere, she caused herself to transmigrate.

In the real world, she was the daughter of a wealthy family, born with every advantage. Who knew that as soon as she opened her eyes, her rich and ridiculous parents would trick her into joining a dating reality show?

The show’s male contestants were so impressive that the audience thought they were dreaming:

A proud movie star who rose to fame at a young age, a hugely popular idol who had quietly changed careers, a world champion who retired after a hand injury, an heir to one of the richest families...

They were also so impressive that Xu Xingyou felt like she was having a nightmare.

Why did these male contestants look so much like her weird senior brother, her cold-faced master, the senior and junior brothers from the neighboring Sword Sect whom she had always beaten as a kid, and the villainous enemy she’d fed once as a child who grew up to wreak havoc on the whole world?

*In other words: Everyone she’d disliked since childhood had been thrown together into a dating-show family pack for her.

Xu Xingyou immediately climbed out the window to escape, but the conquest System that had bound itself to her threatened her life, demanding that she, a game NPC who had transmigrated into reality, stay put and play the affection-conquest game in the real world.

Threatening her life meant that if she didn’t play, she would die.

Xu Xingyou: ...

After careful consideration, she decided to crash into the whole world.

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Netizens who loved a good laugh dug up an absurd dating show that had received zero publicity.

Extreme challenges, outdoor livestreams; four men and one woman, with the men competing for her in reverse.

At first, netizens had serious doubts about the only female contestant. By the time the show ended, the whole internet was full of fans eager to watch Xu Xingyou take out the male leads in all sorts of hilarious ways.

Before the ski relay even began, Xu Xingyou stood at the top of the slope, kicked her teammate downhill, and cheerfully flashed a peace sign at the camera.

Netizens said: We love her positive, can-do attitude.

During the surfing race, everyone fell into the water. Xu Xingyou flailed in the waves, apparently close to drowning, yet was remarkably nimble as she flipped over everyone who passed by.

Netizens said: We love her optimistic spirit and ability to find fun in hardship.

When picking partners for a tandem skydive, with all the men eagerly hoping she would choose them, Xu Xingyou abducted the show’s dog.

Netizens said: We love her bold confidence and how she doesn’t care about men.

Netizens also said: We feel a little sorry for the male contestants. They all seem so sincere.

Every male contestant was bullied by her until his eyes turned red.

Xu Xingyou: Interesting. I mean, it’s interesting how they can’t stand me but can’t do anything about it.

[Bonus Scene]

During a truth-or-dare segment right before the confessions, the show’s only female contestant was asked what her ideal type was.

As everyone watched expectantly, Xu Xingyou played with her nails, looking nonchalant.

“My ideal type? I don’t have high standards. They just need to be able to have children.”

The yandere villain walked off the set on the spot.

The production team panicked and hurriedly asked the male contestant why he had left.

Without turning back, the villain said, “I’m going to get gender reassignment surgery.”

After thinking for two seconds, he turned around and grabbed Xu Xingyou. “You have to come with me, too.”

Xu Xingyou: ...

How terrifying. How could someone be even crazier than her?

So she stopped pretending, dug in her heels, and refused to move. She wrapped her left arm around her aloof master’s leg and grabbed her childhood friend’s sleeve with her right, throwing a tantrum. “I’m not going! I’m not going! He’s just jealous that I’m a woman. He’s been jealous of me for eighteen years!”

Audience and production team: ...

The conquest System, watching everyone’s affection levels rise together: ...

Later, Xu Xingyou received good news from herself in a parallel world: So, the Heartless Sect is now called the Xu Sect. Oh, actually, pretty much the whole cultivation world is called Xu now!

Xu Xingyou, forced to play the conquest game, was on the verge of tears. Why was she the one getting picked on here?

The only good news was that everyone had gone crazy along with her. Ha ha.

#Everyone goes crazy, no logic#

#Take it seriously and you lose#

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[Upcoming Story] “Learn to Behave”

Ever since she was little, Zhong Yi had heard one phrase more than any other: Girls should behave.

And Zhong Yi learned to behave very well. Despite having a face beautiful enough to stand out, everything from her expression to her mannerisms made her seem like the most obedient girl in the world.

When her boyfriend cheated on her, everyone thought Zhong Yi would be devastated and on the verge of a breakdown.

But no one expected her to calmly break up with him right away. No matter how much her ex apologized and begged her to stay, she never looked back.

She broke through the so-called shackles of social conventions, treating romance like a game and feelings like they meant nothing.

From then on, her only principle was doing what made her happy.

Who says girls have to behave?

“Obedient” was never a compliment.

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Song Huai was born refined and privileged, adored by everyone.

He had no shortage of affection from others, and he once thought falling in love was nothing special: joking, laughing, indulging in sensual pleasures.

Until Zhong Yi burst into his life and into his arrogant, empty heart.

Amid the noise and chatter, she obediently sipped a nonalcoholic drink. But when she smiled at him, she was bold and confident, her desire and affection plain in her gaze.

She was the most captivating contradiction in the world, gentleness and passion woven together.

Only later did Song Huai realize that she was like the wind.

When she lingered by his side, she was sweet and intoxicating. When she turned to leave, she was more carefree and unrestrained than anyone.

Once you’ve tasted it, you can’t forget.

But he couldn’t hold on to the wind.

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The highest level of playing hard to get is when the hunter doesn’t care, even if the prey gets away in the process.

Accomplished, arrogant men tend to have tempers, but Zhong Yi couldn’t stand it when a man got petty with her.

She turned and walked away with a casual “Say bye.” He lowered his head, trying to win her back, and slowly learned to behave.

Screenshot taken on August 12.

Theme: A stable mental state is good for your physical and mental health.