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This novel is a bit of a cringe-worthy old work. I wanted to write a silly comedy but didn’t know how, and it fell apart. Dear readers, don’t read this. It’s not good.
Shen Qian transmigrated into a nameless female cultivator in a book and happily lived the life of a couch potato on a remote mountain.
One day, she happened to find a kitten. She thought she’d finally have a comfortable life with a cat, but the kitten had a strange temper and was very hard to care for. She tried everything she could, but still managed to let it die.
Fortunately, cats have nine lives, and the kitten came back to life. This time, Shen Qian swore she’d take good care of it!
But before long, the kitten died again…
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Xiao Cheng was the founding patriarch of the Spirit Sword Sect. He died in a great battle. A thousand years later, he came back to life as a little orange cat.
Xiao Cheng: ???
Life as a cat wasn’t easy. His cheap owner’s cooking tasted worse than pig slop. He refused to eat it and starved himself to death.
But he had the ability to come back to life after dying, so from then on, he lived a life of misery.
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After the little orange cat died nine times, it didn’t come back to life again.
The main peak, silent for a thousand years, suddenly sent out a message: a large reward would be offered to anyone who could cook terrible food.
For the spirit stones, Shen Qian bravely went to the interview.
Xiao Cheng, seated at the head of the hall, spun a dagger in his hand. Frost filled his eyes as he spoke in a low, vicious voice. “I heard you raised an orange cat and let it die. Nine times?”
#A story about taming the patriarch (and nemesis)#
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[Little Scene]
One day, Shen Qian learned a secret: the patriarch had been cursed by a Taotie in a great battle a thousand years ago. He had to starve to death eighty-one times before he could recover all his spiritual power.
This secret had nothing to do with her, but by chance, she learned a shocking secret about the original owner
She was the Taotie who had cursed the patriarch!
Shen Qian: ?!!
After learning this, she was tormented by indecision every day: should she keep being the patriarch’s cook and take good care of him, or find an opportunity to poison her nemesis?
A cute little beauty with incredible combat skills x a frail, arrogant patriarch. One-on-one romance, happy ending.
Reading Guide: 1. They aren’t sworn enemies with a blood feud. They’re bickering frenemies.
2. The heroine makes the hero eat durian, cilantro… which is why he reacts so strongly.
Upcoming novel, My Nemesis Became My Dog After He Died. Please add it to your collection!
Everyone knew that Lu Chuyu, the leader of the Hehuan Sect, and Chu Zhi, the Demon Lord, were sworn enemies with a deep-seated grudge. They had been entangled for a thousand years, seething with rage at the mere mention of each other’s names and fighting until heaven and earth turned dark whenever they met. Unfortunately, they were evenly matched and had never managed to decide a winner.
The last time they met was at Lu Chuyu’s birthday banquet. Chu Zhi arrived bearing a peerless spiritual treasure, only to be struck by Lu Chuyu’s sword. Her voice was utterly cold. “From now on, all ties between us are severed!”
Chu Zhi’s eyes were blood-red. He pulled the long sword from his chest with his bare hands, blood pouring down as he declared resolutely, “Fine, fine! If I ever come looking for you again, may I turn into a dog!”
A dog was Chu Zhi’s most hated animal, so this counted as a vicious oath.
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One day, news came from the demon realm that Chu Zhi had failed his tribulation and his soul had been scattered.
At the same time, the Heavenly Dog Stone in Lu Chuyu’s pouch transformed into a puppy, which she drained of vitality every day.
Not long afterward, an enemy discovered that the dog demon carried the aura of the Demon Lord and told Lu Chuyu in alarm.
The dog demon immediately turned into Lu Chuyu’s favorite fluffy little puppy. It rubbed against its master’s cheek, yipping, “I’m not that annoying Demon Lord. I’m just my master’s little puppy~”
Lu Chuyu’s heart melted. What bad intentions could a cute puppy have? Someone must be slandering it.
That night, in an empty corner, Chu Zhi swiftly killed the enemy and casually scattered the ashes.
Killing intent filled his eyes, but he wore a cruel smile. “No person, no matter who or what they are, will stop me from being with A Yu.”
#Forget being some ridiculous Demon Lord. I just want to stay by my master’s side as a little dog#
The synopsis has been screenshotted. The novel launches in November.
Theme: No matter what, keep striving to live
Damn it, Xie Jin abused the cat!! (The bad guy left hook! Kick you with the right hook! Left hook! Uppercut! Right hook! Slap you! Kick you horizontally! Pick up your head and spin it around! Flatten your Tianling Gai with one punch! Push you to the ground! Kick you! Kick you! Left hook! Uppercut! Right hook! Slap you! Slap you twice! Slap you three times.)
Mosquitoes in the first life, paramecium in the second life, hahahaha
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Hahahahahahahaha, the master is back, hahahahahaha, are you going to ask me next, why do you abuse me and feed me all kinds of unpalatable food, oooooooooooooooo
Laughing gas, three corianders should be used as three incense sticks, thank you for thinking about it hahaha
Why should coriander be added to noodles for kittens? What if cats can't eat this kind of noodles? And I've never seen any light plain noodles with coriander.
Laughing to death hahahahahaha
Is this... The end?
Ah, the ending caught me off guard. The writing is still great.
Spreading Flowers... Why does it feel a bit rushed? I haven't watched it for too long?