My Archnemesis and I Go Viral on a Survival Show

The story is complete! Thank you to everyone who kept following along. I’ve released the whole thing at once!

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Chuyuan is a divine beast born from a panda in ancient times. Legend says she is the guardian deity of the human world, with all kinds of maxed-out skills.

During a battle, a dimensional rift opened, and Chuyuan was summoned to take on a mission to maintain peace between dimensions. System 007 is her assistant.

She takes over the body of a wealthy young lady in the entertainment industry who was originally destined to be a disposable side character. According to the story’s usual trajectory, she would be plagued by scandals, fail to frame her rival, and end up being set up instead.

The System starts up, and Chuyuan arrives in this world.

Chuyuan: I get it. My mission is to defy fate, fight injustice, and make it home in one piece?

System: No. You just need to eat, drink, and wait for death.

Chuyuan: ?

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Eight big names were invited to the survival reality show Wild Survival, organized by a famous director known for turning tropes on their heads. All eight guests are among the most talked-about people in the entertainment industry today:

The youngest all-around Best Actor, Zhu Yan; Fang Zhou, the rapper known for having the strongest attitude; eccentric genius director Han Xiaoqi; sunny singer Qi Yu; cool adventurer Zhao Luoyi; gentle singing-and-dancing goddess Tong Yin; rising actress Su Yilan; and Chuyuan, known as the daughter of a big-shot investor.

Of course, the two people everyone is most excited to see are Zhu Yan and Chuyuan.

Rumor has it that although they’re never on the same wavelength, they’re sworn enemies.

Chuyuan once declared that the last man in the entertainment industry she’d ever want to date was Zhu Yan, because he was a boring old stick-in-the-mud.

Zhu Yan once said that the person he least wanted to work with was Chuyuan, because she had nothing but money.

And yet these two nearly turned a survival reality show into a dating show.

Question: What skills do you need to survive in the wilderness?

Starting a fire with your bare hands? Chuyuan: Leave it to me.

Catching fish underwater? Chuyuan: Leave it to me.

Chopping wood and climbing trees? Chuyuan: Leave it to me.

Groping a man? Chuyuan: Hehe, I want to try that too!

Zhu Yan at first: …She must be trying to get my attention. How should I reject her? (Self-important.)

Zhu Yan later: Aren’t we holding hands today? (Sulking.)

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To get home as soon as possible, Chuyuan digs up things from her memories and focuses on smearing people and scaring them. Watching the ensuing chaos is what makes her happiest.

But can someone tell her why things are getting so weird? Why are all these people looking at her so affectionately?!

Doesn’t she have any dignity?!

Qaq, I’m just stirring things up. You can’t all fall in love with me!

#I just wanted to study the human body, but this man keeps clinging to me

#I thought I was doing the vicious supporting actress’s job, but I keep maxing out everyone else’s affection for me

#I said I’m only having fun because I’m bored while trying to get home. Do you believe me?

Reading Guide

* No infighting or competition between women. Fun comes first, absurdity comes first! This is a lighthearted story, so please don’t overanalyze it.

* A feel-good, adored-by-all story with a powerful female lead. The male lead is not just a prop; everything serves the plot.

* There are a thousand Hamlets in a thousand people's eyes. I’ll gladly take reasonable suggestions.

My next story will be Linchuan Yearns for Yuyu. Please add it to your reading list! T_T

[Free-spirited, unmarried artist x cool, calculating politician]

[Age gap of seven years / Long-planned seduction / Daddy type]