When Dazai Enters the Police Academy

This article is also known as "OOC from the title", "It is very likely that the article will not be published because the sense of violation is too serious", "100% OOC", "Dazai is indiscriminately persecuting everyone in Conan because he cannot die", "The boss of the black organization has changed again today", etc. There are too many words to say, and black mud is rolling in. [Instructions for consumption] 1. All members are rescued, but it is impossible to be like the traditional sixth man in the police academy. It is better to expect Mr. Mori to suddenly give up his interests for love (not Yokohama) than to expect Zai to establish an earth-shattering friendship with the police academy team in six months. Until the ending, the HE ending of [Dazai boss and his orangutan contemporaries] may be vague, a bit duplicitous but too careless; 2. There is no cp plot in Conan Winery, the original plot accounts for a large proportion, and the world view is quite, quite, quite gray. As an adult, the police academy team may turn gray instead of Conan's bright red [highlight], please don't enter if you don't mind; 3. The OOC risk is 99%, and the remaining 1% is the author directly swallowing 73 and zw (?); 4. Comments are free, but as an over-indulgent chef, Zai Chu expressly prohibits all remarks that are unfriendly to Zai, as well as any remarks that disrespect or insult the role; 5. There is no time left to open the paper; 6. Add more as you think of it. "Be a good person." The deceased friend used his last strength before his death to point out a way to the young man on the isolated island. The light of dusk may not be bright, but the faint warmth is enough. Then the eighteen-year-old Dazai Osamu inexplicably came to a strange world, was bound to a mentally retarded system, and was thrown into a place that made him feel uncomfortable and wanted to poke his eyes out—— Police academy. Please, he's about to vomit, Forcibly binding the words "Dazai" and "Police Academy" together will make even Mr. Mori laugh, right? System: "Complete the mission and you can resurrect Oda Sakunosuke and his five children." Dazai: "..." Dazai: OK. I originally planned to learn to pretend to be a good person. You're here, just give it a try. ——Can it be worse than the current situation? It seems like it can really... Just kidding, he couldn't die even if he wanted to commit suicide. How could he let these gorillas find peace first? Task List [Task 1: Replace Kenji Hagihara and become the MVP of this game! [Mission 2: Hurry up and solve this case before Jiangu Ling! The rising star in the police world is you! [Mission 3: Become the "Bomb Demolition White Moonlight" that Matsuda Jinpei will never forget in his heart! [Task 4: Make a new dish that will impress all Fu Jingguang! [Task 5: Do you see the man with long white hair over there? Let him be your dog (cross out) hound! …… [Task N: Stamp collecting activity! Please collect one undercover agent from the FBI, CIA, MI6, Japanese Public Security...! [Mission N+1: Kill that Karasuma and take over yourself! But after taking the position, you have to fish every day, right? Dazai Osamu slowly played one? Exist? What is wrong with your retarded system? No, what is wrong with this world? But thinking about the dead Odasaku, and the gorillas who worked hard to accept all the jobs he pushed, adhering to a dispensable mentality, a bad intention to persecute everyone indiscriminately, and a little bit of subtle thinking, Dazai still completed the increasingly outrageous tasks almost perfectly despite many twists and turns. After all, nothing in this world can be difficult for Dazai Osamu. ——Besides loving and being loved. … If the world is turned upside down, time is messed up, and several people who were originally parallel lines are forced to become friends. [Disqualified in the Human World] Even in a world without supernatural powers, they are still incompatible with this world. If a drop of thick ink penetrates into the completely different cinnabar, what kind of mixed colors will be drawn at the boundary between red and black, and at the intersection of good and evil? Dazai was born to embrace death, to be accompanied by blood and violence. It was disorder in itself and represented danger. Wherever he went, there were bones, thorns, blazing fire, and monsters and monsters competing for beauty. It was definitely not human. Mountains of swords and seas of fire, rains of bullets, and Abi Purgatory are the most suitable stages for him. As the evil party, they should be vigorously eliminated by the righteous. In a grand fireworks, the whole world should cheer and the sins will come to a perfect end... But time and again, he was pulled back to the world by the persistent gorillas on the edge of the crumbling cliff. ——Let me go, I want to get into the water! Zai, who can't die today: I'm tired, let's destroy it. Intention: Dazai once again tries to wander around the world.