I Have Eight Tentacles

Coming soon: The Male Supporting Character Can Hear the Dog's Thoughts; Is the Bunny Pregnant Today?

I'm a security guard. Even though I have eight tentacles, the residents don't mind. They're very friendly and keep inviting me upstairs to sit for a while.

They're also concerned about my career and want to put on an art exhibition for me. They care about my personal life, too, and tell me to marry them. They worry I don't have enough money, and say they'll give me shares if I show them how amazing my little tentacles are.

I just moved to the city, so I don't really understand what the residents mean, but they're such nice people...

I earn 4,500 yuan a month, work eight-hour shifts, and can secretly play on eight phones during work. My meals and housing are covered, and I live in an 80-square-meter apartment in the complex. The cafeteria serves three meat dishes and three vegetable dishes every meal.

When the residents heard, they felt so sorry for me. They said the place was too small, the food and lodging were too poor, and my eight tentacles were too cramped. Then they invited me upstairs to live with them again.

The residents are so kind...

I love my job. Not even the Mutant Bureau's invitation could sway me.

After all, I've skipped thirty years of detours compared to everyone else.

Setting: Humans have a very small chance of undergoing bodily mutation. Humans and mutants live together in peace. Xiao Zhang is a Lovecraftian mutant.

Absurd comedy, inspired by a burst of inspiration while out for a walk.

Written in third person.

A short, sweet story.

Coming soon: The Male Supporting Character Can Hear the Dog's Thoughts

The puppy is happy every day because his mom and dad take him for walks, play frisbee with him, and give him delicious treats.

But soon the puppy isn't happy anymore, because the System tells him that his mom and dad are about to go bankrupt, and a woman called White Lotus is about to come into their home. She's a nasty flower.

Every day, she makes Mom angry and keeps Dad from coming home. She wants him to abandon the puppy.

The puppy barks angrily and paws at the White Lotus whenever he sees her.

"Woof, woof, woof! That's for making Mom angry, and for seducing Dad!"

The look in the eyes of the mom holding the puppy grows more and more dangerous.

The System also tells the puppy that Grandpa in the countryside has fallen, and that Second Aunt did nothing to help because she wants his inheritance. Grandpa is at death's door.

The puppy's head shoots up in shock. He remembers Grandpa. Every time he visited the countryside, Grandpa would take a hoe and dig up the tastiest sweet potatoes for him, and tell him he was the best, most obedient puppy in the world.

Dad, kneeling on a washboard, grabs his coat and runs out.

The System says their family is having a run of bad luck. His older brother's graduation project at school has been plagiarized by his roommate, who then accused the brother of stealing it.

His brother wasn't prepared, so he can't defend himself and is about to be expelled.

His brother quickly encrypts his computer, gritting his teeth.

The puppy holds the meaty bone the boy next door gave him and thinks, Those people are so mean!

The System nods along. Exactly, they're so mean! The boy who gave you the bone has a partner who treats him like a backup, uses his designs and bleeds him dry, then dumps him to live happily ever after with someone else.

The puppy feels so sad that he can't even eat his favorite meaty bone.

"Woof, woof! I've decided. I'm going to save them!"

Coming soon: Is the Bunny Pregnant Today?

A little bunny who has just arrived in this world goes on a blind date in place of his older brother. He's worried, since the other man has a broken leg and he doesn't know if he'll be up to the task.

But the kind bunny still decides to give him a chance. "I... If you marry me, I only have one condition."

The man in the wheelchair looks over the slender rabbit-eared boy before him. "What?"

But the bunny summons his courage and asks, "How... how many times can you... do it in one night?"

Bunnies have high standards for their mates. If he can't do it, the bunny will have to find someone else.

Mo Fei was severely injured and discharged from the front lines after his mental powers collapsed. His body had been badly damaged in battle, and the doctors ruled that he could never return to the front.

A useless man like him was bound to be abandoned by his fiance.

But Mo Fei never expected his fiance to send this little thing out as a shield to protect his own reputation.

Wait, was he questioning Mo Fei's ability the first time they met?

Mo Fei grabbed the little bunny by the ears. "You little brat, want to find out?"

In the end, the bunny still ran away, because...

"This man is no good!" The fluffy little white rabbit sat on the big gray wolf's head, tugging on his ears as he complained.

The big gray wolf, who had been lying down, immediately got up and licked his lips anxiously. "What? Still not good enough?"

"He doesn't know how to pet a rabbit at all!" The white bunny fluffed up in anger. "And he's so annoying! He insists on tugging my tail to see if it's long or short!"

He doesn't know that if you touch a rabbit's tail too much, it... it... Hmph!

As the bunny complained, he lowered his head and pulled at the big gray wolf's fur, without holding back at all. He even pulled the wolf's head bald.

The bunny, the bunny was going to build a nest...

Theme: Work hard.