I Have Eight Tentacles

Preliminary: The dog's voice is heard by the male partner. Is Tutu pregnant today? I'm a security guard. Although I have eight tentacles, the owners don't dislike me and are very enthusiastic. They keep inviting me upstairs to sit. He also cares about my career and wants to hold a painting exhibition for me. They care about my personal situation and marry them directly. He was worried that I would have no money, so he said he would give me shares because he saw the power of Little Tentacle. Although I just arrived in the city and don't quite understand what the owners mean, they are so nice... My monthly salary is 4,500, and I am on duty for eight hours. I can also secretly play with eight mobile phones during working hours. Food and accommodation are included. I live in an 80-square-meter single apartment in the community, and every meal in the canteen has three meat and three vegetables. The owners were very distressed when they found out. They said the place was too small, the food and accommodation were too poor, and they were too restrictive of my eight tentacles. They invited me to live upstairs again. The owners are so kind... I love my job very much, even if I am invited by the Bureau of Variation, I won't be able to do it. After all, I have made thirty years fewer detours than others. Background: Humans have a very small probability of physical mutation. Humans and mutants coexist peacefully. Xiao Zhang is a genetic mutation. Nonsensical, funny, burst of inspiration while walking Write in third person Sweet short film Pre-collection: The dog's voice is heard by the male partner The puppy is very happy every day, because his parents walk with him every day, take him to play Frisbee, and eat delicious snacks. But the puppy soon became unhappy, because the puppy knew from the system that his parents would soon go bankrupt, and a flower called White Lotus would bloom at home, but that flower was broken. I am angry with my mother every day, and my father also refuses to go home and wants no more dogs. The dog howled angrily and stretched out its paws to pat the white lotus when it saw it. "Woof woof woof!" Makes you angry with your mother and seduce your father. The mother holding her dog looks increasingly dangerous The system also told the dog that his grandfather fell down in the countryside, and his second aunt refused to save him for the inheritance, and he was about to die. The dog raised his head in shock when he found out. He remembered his grandpa. Every time he went to the countryside to play, his grandpa would bring him a hoe to dig out the most delicious sweet potatoes for him, and praised him as the most well-behaved and best little dog. Dad, who was kneeling on the washboard, picked up his coat and ran outside. The system said that their family was having a bad year, and their elder brother's project at school was plagiarized by his roommate, who then bit him back. My brother was unprepared so he couldn't defend himself and was about to be expelled from school. The elder brother quickly encrypted his computer and gritted his teeth. The dog bit the meat bone handed to him by the little brother next door and thought, those people are so bad! The system also nodded: Yes, that's too bad! The little brother who gave you the meat and bones was treated as a spare tire by his lover. He used him as a scheme to extract his hard-earned money, and finally ended up sleeping with someone else. The dog felt so sad that he couldn't eat any of his favorite meat and bones. "Woof woof!" It was decided that the dog would save them! Pre-collection: Is Tutu pregnant today? The little rabbit who just came to this world went on a blind date instead of his brother. Tutu was very worried. After all, the other person's leg was broken and he didn't know if it would work. But the kind-hearted Tutu decided to give him a chance: "He, if you marry me, I have only one condition." The man opposite sat in a wheelchair and looked at the thin body of the rabbit-eared boy in front of him: "What?" But Tutu still mustered up the courage and said, "You, how many times can you do it in one night?" The Tutu tribe has very high requirements for Lao Gong. If it doesn't work, Tutu will have to replace him. Murphy was seriously injured and retired from the front line. He suffered a mental breakdown and suffered serious physical battle injuries. Doctors determined that he could no longer go to the front line. When a person becomes useless, people like him will naturally be abandoned by their fiancé. It's just that Murphy didn't expect that the other party would push such a little thing out as a shield in order to protect his reputation. That is, is he questioning his ability when we first meet him? Murphy grabbed the little rabbit's ears and said, "Little bastard, do you want to try it?" In the end, Tutu ran away because... "This man can't do it!" The little white rabbit with squirting milk sat on the head of the big bad wolf and grabbed the other man's ears to complain. The big bad wolf who was lying down immediately stood up and licked his mouth nervously: What? Not yet? "I don't know how to pet a rabbit at all!" The little white rabbit was so angry that he said, "He's so annoying! He insists on pulling my tail to see if it's long or short!" He didn't know that if he touched the rabbit's tail too much, he would, hum! While scolding, Rabbit lowered his head and plucked the wolf's fur. Without any politeness, he plucked the wolf's head right off. Rabbit, Rabbit, he's going to build a nest... Motto: work hard