Ta-da~ The cover is about the Three Treasures, but the story itself still needs work...
I originally wanted to write about the Archon War, but I got soft and didn't manage to kill anyone off. The emotions afterward ended up feeling a little flat, and the lore got lost too. Sob, I'll revise it again, QAQ. Once I finish the story I'm working on, I'll start editing this one, QWQ.
Please add my new Genshin Impact fanfic to your reading list: [Genshin Impact] I Cook for the Geo Archon in Liyue! Blurb at the end~
Blurb:
As one of the few surviving gods, the Whopperflower is still pretending to be an ordinary plant today.
A reminder to Travelers: If you're out in the wilds of Liyue, especially in the Guili Plains,
and you see giant wild Glaze Lilies, Violetgrass, Qingxin, or other local specialties,
please be careful when picking them,
or you might pull on the poor little god's true form.
#AnotherDayPretendingToBeAPlant#
#ThoseWhoBreakTheirWordShallBePunishedByTheRocks#
#ButI'mAWhopperflowerSoIt'sFine!#
#No!ThisWhopperflowerNeverLies!MoraxI'mSorry!TAT#
Important notes:
1. The protagonist and supporting character sections list the Whopperflower's name, aliases, and former names. :)
2. The story begins with the Geo Archon's Story Quest, but the main content is about Liyue's ancient history... So the timeline gets mixed up with flashbacks and flash-forwards.
3. The timeline is based on Liyue's written records and a lot of in-game lore, but includes subjective interpretations and original additions...
I'd love to discuss it with all you adorable readers~
4. The story should be mostly lighthearted and fun, but there are also lots (?) of character deaths. Peanuts, already crushed into peanut butter by Liyue's ancient history, are hereby solemnly warned:
This story contains angst and character deaths!
This story contains angst and character deaths!
This story contains angst and character deaths! (Though I haven't written them in yet...)
Liyue: Next time we meet, I'll strike one more time. :)
Peanut: Please don't, QAQ
My profile also has two completed Genshin Impact fanfics: [Genshin Impact] The Daily Life of an Ordinary Millelith and [Genshin Impact] The Rising 'Novelist'. Please add them to your reading lists, cuties~
New story blurb:
Everyone knows that Liyue has only fans of the Geo Archon and twisted fans of the Geo Archon.
The same goes for Liyue's sea life!
As a sea creature who switched to serving the Geo Archon at first sight (not really),
with the help of many kind people,
and after going through all sorts of hardships (not really),
I finally got the chance
to speak face-to-face with the Geo Archon
at the Rite of Descension!
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But could someone explain this to me?
Where's my Geo Archon?!
Where's my enormous Geo Archon?!
Theme: Honesty is the best policy
"Hush, there's something good!"
At the street corner of Liyue Port, Hua Sanbao stood at the entrance of the alley and waved to you. He watched you approaching and leaned back in his boat.
Before you could ask, a cat dragon that was as tall as her was dragged out from behind!
"The emperor's figure has the same color scheme. It's soft and puffy and has an auspicious cloud tail!"
"I'm so excited! Do you like it!"
"Collect peanuts if you like it! A new Teyvat story is being conceived!"
[Peanut Guarantee] There will be five to six updates a week, depending on the work situation.
If there is a manuscript saved, it will be updated at 8 am.
If you don't save the manuscript, it's just peanuts fishing at work/working hard after get off work.
Master Ke's identity as the Ultimate Imperial Chef was still discovered by Sanbao hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
How to say? Could it be that Sanbao died long ago? What is left is just an illusion created by lies?
That's Cat Dragon! (That tone)
The ravine dug out of the huge layer of rock abyss by the Emperor dragging Ruotuo Dragon King is really eye-catching. He is worthy of being the God of War.,,,
The emperor gets another immortal title: he blows his beard and glares at the real emperor
Ruo Tuo Immortal Name: The True Monarch of Gold, Stone and Iron Head
"Hush, there's something good!" At the street corner of Liyue Port, Hua Sanbao stood at the entrance of the alley and waved to you. He watched you approaching and leaned back in his boat. Before you could ask, a cat dragon that was as tall as her was dragged out from behind! "The emperor's figure has the same color scheme. It's soft and puffy and has an auspicious cloud tail!" "I'm so excited! Do you like it!" "Collect peanuts if you like it! A new Teyvat story is being conceived!" [Peanut Guarantee] There will be five to six updates a week, depending on the work situation. If there is a manuscript saved, it will be updated at 8 am. If you don't save the manuscript, it's just peanuts fishing at work/working hard after get off work.
Master Ke's identity as the Ultimate Imperial Chef was still discovered by Sanbao hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
How to say? Could it be that Sanbao died long ago? What is left is just an illusion created by lies?
That's Cat Dragon! (That tone)
The ravine dug out of the huge layer of rock abyss by the Emperor dragging Ruotuo Dragon King is really eye-catching. He is worthy of being the God of War.,,,
The emperor gets another immortal title: he blows his beard and glares at the real emperor Ruo Tuo Immortal Name: The True Monarch of Gold, Stone and Iron Head
Cat Dragon! Cat Dragon! O! M! G! That's it! Cat Dragon! Huh!
I'm so greedy, I also want to be pounced on by a cat.
Cat Dragon! I want Cat Dragon too!
The little girl chasing the machine bird is the end!