Seoul's Special Kindergarten [Entertainment Industry]

[I'm not writing this story anymore! My sincere apologies!]

Take a look at this man. His name is Xia Li, and he comes from planet NB-256. His mission is to retrieve Drug 2048, which was accidentally lost in Seoul's entertainment industry. The drug has only one effect: it turns people back into short-armed, short-legged toddlers, with every emotion amplified several times over.

"We have a new guest today, too." Xia Li carried a little radish over to the sofa, patted their head, and walked out.

"Hello, and welcome to the Seoul Special Kindergarten. You can call me Teacher Xia Li."

*

As the number of toddlers at the kindergarten grew, Xia Li's life became a series of "surprises" waiting behind every door he opened.

"Teacher Xia, Senior Kyungsoo is crying alone in his room. Go check on him!"

"Do Kyungsoo, what happened?"

Do Kyungsoo turned around, his big eyes brimming with tears, and said blankly, "Teacher Xia, I'm practicing my crying scene."

"Teacher Xia, Chani and Mingyu are fighting!"

"Why are you two fighting?"

Lee Chan, still clutching Kim Mingyu's hair, said triumphantly, "Teacher Xia, I'm finally one centimeter taller than him!"

"Teacher Xia, Senior Jiwon won't take a nap! He even yelled at me!"

"Eun Jiwon, go take your nap!"

Cho Kyuhyun, standing by Xia Li's leg, stuck his tongue out at Eun Jiwon. "Nyeh-nyeh-nyeh~"

[Reading Guide]

1. Parallel world, with plenty of author-created details.

2. The protagonist is not a normal human being.

3. Mainly features SVT, with few other idols.

Revised December 19, 2022 / January 2, 2023

Take a look at my upcoming story: After Getting Cast on a Fake Marriage Reality Show

Blunt producer who says one thing but means another x outwardly cold, inwardly warm actor

Ha Woonhee woke up one day to find herself in a parallel world, about to take part in the first recording of a fake marriage reality show.

In this world, there was no music producer River.S. Instead, Ha Woonhee was an unknown rookie model, with no personal profile on NOVER, but enough selfies on Instagram to circle the globe three times.

When news broke that she would be paired with a popular actor on one of the hottest fake marriage shows around, busybodies dug through her Instagram from top to bottom but found nothing useful. They could only stroke their chins and comment, "They look pretty good together!"

Ha Woonhee, who had never been in a relationship: Let me go back!

System 001: Sorry, that's a no~

Under the System's "carrot-and-stick" approach, Ha Woonhee had no choice but to accept reality. She'd planned to quit the show and return to her old line of work, but when she saw the two-digit balance in her bank account and the contractual penalty with a string of zeros beginning with an eight, she had no choice but to say:

"Hello, I'm Ha Woonhee."

"Hello, I'm Lee Sooha."

At their first meeting, they stared at each other for thirty seconds in their newlywed home. Lee Sooha looked away first, and the audience went wild for them.

At their second meeting, they held hands on a walking path. Ha Woonhee stood on tiptoe to pluck a cherry blossom from Lee Sooha's head, and the audience squealed.

At their third meeting...

The Cherry Blossom Couple got the highest ratings in the history of We Got Married. A month after filming ended, B Agency caught the two of them meeting in private.

Shippers: I knew they were real!

Solo fans: Fake.

And at that very moment, under the watchful eyes of both their managers and Lee Sooha,

Ha Woonhee took a sip of water and said innocently, "It's just work."

Lee Sooha: "But to me, it's not."

*

001 was the first-generation Heartbeat System. It collected the Host's affection points, and the mission could only be completed once they reached one hundred percent.

But its previous Host loved no one but themself, leaving 001 unable to finish the mission. It had no choice but to find a new Host.

Who could have guessed...

At their first meeting, Ha Woonhee's affection points shot up to 20%. When filming ended, she wrote a song called "DU DOU," and the points dropped to zero.

At their second meeting, her affection points shot up to 30%. When filming ended, she wrote a song called "Cherry Blossoms Falling," and the points dropped to zero.

At their third meeting...

River.S's songs swept all the major charts. 001 bit the corner of its blanket and sobbed.

Host, please stop writing songs!!!

Theme: Cuteness is justice.