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The next story's blurb is below: My Beautiful Wife Only Wants to Be a Simp. If you're interested, take a look. Love you all, mwah.
Yu Yue was both unlucky and lucky.
According to incomplete statistics, when Yu Yue was having a bad-luck streak, he could trip on flat ground over ten times in five minutes.
He could choke on his own spit without doing anything.
Bird poop would land right on his brand-new sneakers as he walked.
He'd just miss the subway, arrive late, and run into the new manager leading a whole crowd past him. Then, once he sat down at his desk, he'd find a brand-new penalty notice waiting for him.
The new manager's first target after taking the job was Yu Yue.
But when Yu Yue wasn't having a run of bad luck, he could buy a drink with a winning cap and get a free one.
His beef noodle soup delivery would come loaded with beef.
He could get five five-star items in a ten-pull in a game, and...
At the company's annual party, Yu Yue won the only full-dive pod in the raffle. Then, in the newly released, wildly popular full-dive game Eternal Day, he found himself a sweet boyfriend.
Whenever his boss acted like a jerk, Yu Yue complained to his boyfriend.
But why did his boyfriend seem a little unhappy about it?
Until...
Yu Yue met his boyfriend in person and saw a face just like his boss's, with the same height, the same eyes and brows, and the same... no, a different expression. His boyfriend was holding a bouquet of flowers and two movie tickets.
His boyfriend's eyes were full of love, and he treated Yu Yue with such care. He seemed to have thought of everything. How could he possibly be his boss?
When Yu Yue accidentally tripped on flat ground, his boyfriend caught him at once.
When Yu Yue accidentally choked on water, his boyfriend patted his back and comforted him gently.
Still, on the night they met in person, Yu Yue couldn't help thinking that his boyfriend really looked too much like his boss. Even their names sounded the same.
Yu Yue tested him: "Wifey?"
His boyfriend took his hand and met his eyes. "Wrong, Yueyue. It's hubby."
Yu Yue was startled! See, I knew it! How could my sweetheart be my boss? My boss is so serious, he'd never say anything cheesy!
Yu Yue relaxed and gave his boyfriend's face a good squeeze. He loved squeezing his boyfriend's face! He wanted to cuddle up close to him!
His sweetheart was just so lovable.
But the next day, when Yu Yue went to work, his boyfriend insisted on driving him to the office. Then Yu Yue heard his boss's assistant call his boyfriend "Mr. Jiang," and saw that the assistant didn't look surprised at all when he noticed them holding hands.
Yu Yue: "..."
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Oh my god! My online boyfriend turned out to be my direct boss!
Everyone, my next story will be My Beautiful Wife Only Wants to Be a Simp. If you're interested, take a look. Love you all, mwah.
Ye Man was a "useless pretty face" with nothing going for him besides his looks. His family married him off to Huo Wei, the eldest son of the Huo family. The day after their wedding, Huo Wei made a harsh threat and went off to work.
Put up with it once, and the storm will pass. Put up with it again, and you'll only get more annoyed.
It wasn't like Ye Man had mocked Huo Wei for only managing once in one night. P.S. Huo Wei could go seven rounds in one night, and Ye Man thought he was on a roller coaster for the other six.
That very day, Ye Man got in his car and planned to drive to Huo Wei's office to demand an explanation.
But he got caught in a pileup, and Ye Man was the unlucky little guy caught in the crossfire. He died on the spot.
Then he was bound to the Simp System 999. From 999, he learned that he was a cannon-fodder character in The Domineering CEO Falls in Love with Me. The domineering CEO was his husband of one day, Huo Wei. Three years after Ye Man's death, the male lead, Mi Quan, would rise from secretary to partner and live happily ever after with Huo Wei.
According to the Simp System 999, Mi Quan hadn't originally been the protagonist. He was a transmigrator who had thrown the plot into chaos. Following orders from the Main System, Simp System 999 had been assigned to fix the story, and it immediately set its sights on the gorgeous cannon-fodder character Ye Man.
Ye Man was to become a simp, win over Huo Wei, and put the plot back on track.
Ye Man, who'd been living like a slacker, rose to his feet. "I'd never be a simp in this life. People simp for me. Besides, 999, nobody likes a simp."
999: "You can stay alive and raise your beauty stat."
Ye Man sprang into action. "What's wrong with being a simp? I love being one. Who says nobody likes simps?"
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On his first day in the hospital, Ye Man insisted on being discharged because he wanted to cook for Huo Wei. Everyone immediately thought Ye Man loved Huo Wei so much that he still wanted to cook for him while sick.
Ye Man opened a takeout container and poured the soup into a thermos. He kept delivering it to Huo Wei every day without fail. It was exhausting for the "useless pretty face" Ye Man. Carrying food and packing it up was hard labor, okay?
Simp System 999 required him to send Huo Wei a different voice message every day.
Ye Man immediately used an AI voice generator to create several messages, then copied and sent one each day.
Huo Wei's assistant accidentally played one aloud during a meeting, and the employees all agreed that the CEO and his wife were so in love!
When Huo Wei got drunk at a banquet, 999 immediately told Ye Man to bring him home.
In front of Huo Wei's friends, Ye Man helped him into the car. They all said Mr. Huo was so lucky. Then Ye Man turned around and paid through the nose for a stand-in to look after Huo Wei and wait on him. Huo Wei reeked of alcohol. Did he expect to stink up Ye Man's brand-new clothes?
By then, even Huo Wei believed Ye Man loved him so much he couldn't live without him.
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But then Huo Wei saw with his own eyes as Ye Man poured takeout soup into the thermos he drank from every day.
He saw the purchase history for the voice messages.
He saw the dashcam footage: the designated driver was at the wheel, Ye Man was eating chips in the passenger seat, and Huo Wei was unconscious in the back. When Huo Wei threw up, the driver had pulled over to take care of him.
Huo Wei ground his teeth in anger. He grabbed Ye Man by the collar as he passed, eyes red. "Tell me! Why did you lie to me?"
Ye Man's face said, "Oh, I've been caught." Huo Wei threw him into the bedroom.
Theme: Keep going, and good luck will find you.
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This article made me furious. It was such a sweet article that I couldn't read it after just two glances. It wasn't enough! This leaves me with where to find meal replacements? Even the donkeys in the production team dare not rest like this (¬?¬)
My sister's acting skills hahaha
Hahahahahaha I really want to know Jiang Fu's psychological activities after Yueyue fell off his horse in front of the decline.
Ah, this... Although but... I still like Feifei, but only for Feifei. I still hate his parents. In fact, if the parents were not so doting on their children, Feifei might not be so paranoid... Okay, I'll leave this article alone for now, I'll look for some good ones and read them later.
Feifei baby woo woo woo... I feel so distressed...
Ahhhhh! My Feifei baby, hug me, I'm not sad.
The Nth day I fell in love with Yu Fei~
Ahhhhhhhh - I really like this cute little brother!!!
Didn't you two find each other's voice familiar?!!!