*Entirely fictional setting. A brainless, feel-good wish-fulfillment story where nobody is quite right in the head.
Lin Zhi has a very serious mental illness.
After transmigrating into an old-school CEO romance novel full of angst, a group of boys corners her in the women's restroom and films her as they bully her in her tattered clothes.
Lin Zhi acts at once, scoops up a toilet plunger, loads it with shit, and smears it across those bastards' faces.
The angst-novel System tells her to rack up merit by kissing and forgiving the domineering CEO male lead, all to maintain her sweet, innocent, kindhearted persona.
Sure!
Lin Zhi headbutts him to the ground, climbs on top of him, and viciously slaps his lips with her tongue.
Her delicate younger sister, who has a crush on the CEO, spouts nonsense at her.
Sure!
Lin Zhi grabs her and throws her over her shoulder, pins her to the floor, and swipes her tongue across her face like a mop.
You want me to rack up merit?
"I'm granting your wish for an indirect kiss, dear little sister."
Lin Zhi can't control herself. When she goes crazy, she even hits herself.
The System gets angry and threatens to punish Lin Zhi with electric shocks.
"Electricity? I used to get shocked all the time in the psychiatric hospital. It feels great! Come on, shock me!"
System: "..."
The System charges up.
The System strikes.
Lin Zhi gets shocked.
Lin Zhi happily rolls around on the floor, shouting, "Hahaha, that feels so good!" Everyone nearby turns to stare.
The System runs out of strength and tricks.
Later, Lin Zhi simply starts a company to rack up merit.
She helps the CEO's mother get divorced and becomes sworn sisters with her original novel mother-in-law.
A brat screams and kicks seats on the high-speed train.
Lin Zhi launches herself forward and presses the brat's face against the shoe prints he'd left on the seat.
A client is exploited by their boss and bullied by coworkers.
Lin Zhi goes crazy right alongside the client and single-handedly trashes the client's entire department.
How is that not a kindhearted heroine who loves helping others?
Come on! Let's all go crazy together!
P.S. The male lead isn't the original novel's CEO. He's the younger brother of the original novel's unattainable dream guy.
Theme: Stay hopeful, stop overthinking, and enjoy life
Madam, I really enjoyed reading this article. It's such a good writing style, but not many people have read it. I'm really convinced. I will always follow my wife.
I laughed so much, my brain opened up, I love it so much, I feel extremely happy from the beginning to now
This female supporting role is not portrayed well,,,,, uh, stupid
No, this dialect is really coming out, hahahaha, Jinjiang censorship can't control the dialect.
Whose ancient-style boyfriend is this?
No way, laughing makes me twitch
[Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it
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Hahaha, crazy as I am, I like this kind of writing [empty bowl]
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