The Gotham Evil God Grabs a Bucket and Runs

I confess: I started this on a whim using a secret identity while I was stuck on the story next door, and now I'm moving it over here. I'll come back to this once the other one is finished.

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One day, Aldous, a newly risen eldritch evil god, accidentally screwed over one of his fellow evil gods. He fled overnight to a psychiatric hospital in neighboring Gotham, where he became a fake psychiatrist.

Already not exactly a paragon of virtue, the evil god was quickly corrupted by Arkham's atmosphere and began scavenging for sinful souls to use as fuel. He punched the Penguin, kicked the Mad Hatter, and even took over the labs of some poor mad scientists.

But he soon realized that being a villain had no future.

So he grabbed a bucket and made a run for it.

Batman: ?

Jason: ?

What Aldous didn't expect was that much later, this scrawny evil god who couldn't be bothered to work out would be overpowered by someone bigger and hauled back in a bucket.

Let go of me! I'm a mage, I'm an evil god, I demand a magic duel!!

Theme: Don't do evil, no matter how small.