Also known as: Love conquers long distances
Lianhun is a new supernatural-themed mobile game for women that integrates collection, training, combat and love. Players, as ghost exorcists, collect various ghosts by drawing cards to develop and fight. Salty fish players can even cultivate ghosts as virtual lovers. Pei Lan also downloaded the game because of the vertical paintings that suit his appetite.
A friend asked Pei Lan which ghost he liked. Pei Lan thought for a moment: "My original intention was the Ghost King."
Friend: "I just drew a large gift pack for the evil Taoist priest. You know I won't eat his product. I originally planned to give it to you. If you like the Ghost King, forget it."
Pei Lan said sincerely: "No, my original intention is my original intention. I like anyone who looks good."
That night, the game on Pei Lan's mobile phone seemed to have a glitch. All the ghosts he drew were gray, and no one on the World Channel spoke.
A system voice sounded: "Lucky player, congratulations on qualifying for the internal beta of the hidden version of Love Soul. Now let's choose the direction of the main line, love or battle?"
Pei Lan: "... Fighting direction?"
Announcement Board: "The battle requires the player to defeat the drawn ghosts and then collect the contract. The living blood bar has been bound to the game blood bar. Clearing the health bar means the game has failed. Are you sure you want to start the main battle?"
Pei Lan: "What will happen if the game fails?"
Announcement board: "Countdown 10 to confirm the start of the battle to the main line."
Bulletin Board: "9."
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Bulletin Board: "3."
Pei Lan: "Wait! What about the main plot of love?"
Bulletin board: "Successfully chose the main line of love."
Pei Lan:? If you don't even confirm it, I suspect you are trying to trick me.
Announcement Board: "The main line of love requires players to first select a target ghost. After drawing it, they will conduct a favorability strategy for it. The ghost will print a kiss of true love on the player as a basis for contract collection."
Pei Lan: "Did you plagiarize Sleeping Beauty?"
Announcement Board: "The target ghost is now selected... The player's intention is detected, and the target is - the entire illustrated book."
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Pei Lan: "Why are there all illustrated books? Didn't you say choose one?!!!"
The bulletin board began to play the words Pei Lan said to his friends during the day - I like all good-looking people.
Pei Lan: ... So speechless
Announcement Board: "Players are asked to draw cards for the first time before the countdown ends, otherwise the game will be deemed to have failed - obliterated."
Pei Lan:? ? ? ? ? ?
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Pei Lan pressed the card draw button with a tragic mood, and a golden light flashed——
Bulletin Board: Congratulations on drawing the ssr ghost [Ghost King·Body]
Announcement: In view of the special nature of the Ghost King, you need to draw [Ghost King·Soul] again before you can actually make a contract.
Pei Lan: How many draws are guaranteed?
Announcement Board: Sorry, there is no guarantee mechanism in the internal beta version.
Pei Lan: Then look at the total data of my account. The entire illustrated book is all guaranteed by my krypton gold. What gives you the confidence to think that I can get another SSR?
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Later, Pei Lan discovered that the fragment of a certain ghost king in the illustrated book made him extremely excited every time the evil Taoist priest came out. He quietly asked, "Are you and the evil Taoist priest the same? Then I can give you a little kiss. After all, I am pretty good at looks."
A certain fragment:! ! ! ! ! (More excited
Evil Taoist: shivering
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Pei Lan: a famous nigger
Start with an SSR
The next ten companies are all n
A certain ghost king: anxiously waiting to win...
The African shou who has nothing but money and handsomeness - desperately wants the shou to draw his broken attack (literally broken)
[The copy was written on August 5, 2022 and screenshots have been taken]
Purpose: Play less games and learn more