On a Variety Show, Throwing Punches and Kicks

Currently updating: [Apocalypse] The Bathhouse Is Open for Business Blurb: (Originally titled The Goofy Knife-Sister Became Famous for Her Strength) Goofy from start to finish, and no heartbreak at the end! Everyone who’s read it laughed themselves silly! Check out the featured comments for a whole lot of laughs! [A nonsensical, slapstick ensemble comedy with weak logic, crude jokes, and an easygoing, silly sense of humor] The entire goofy martial arts school goes viral Wu Qiyun, known as Knife-Sister, spends all day thinking about saving enough money to quit showbiz and open a martial arts school. She doesn’t care at all about her image in front of the cameras, making her a total oddball in the entertainment industry. Other people trending: Stunning red-carpet walk in a designer gown.gif Knife-Sister trending: Splits her legs and lands headfirst in the water.gif Other people caught in scandals: Sneaking into a hotel late at night with someone who looks like their boyfriend.mp4 Knife-Sister caught in a scandal: Lying in an ambulance and letting out a watery, high-pitched fart.mp4 Other people at auditions: Drink less water and make fewer trips to the bathroom. Knife-Sister at auditions: Have a couple drinks to work up some courage. Other people filming variety shows: Director, you tell me what to do. I’ll follow your lead. Knife-Sister filming variety shows: You do your thing, Director. I’ll do mine. Director: ...Oh, to hell with you! Knife-Sister kept stabbing one director after another, but they all died smiling through their bloodied mouths. Because this goofball has a magic touch! Put her on a variety show, and the traffic comes pouring in, the trending topics keep popping up, and the ratings soar! Before long, Wu Qiyun had gathered a bunch of equally goofy friends around her. With their help, she finally opened her own little martial arts school, where her goofy friends even established a hierarchy of seniority. Watching this bunch of fools spend every day being ridiculous and coughing at each other, Wu Qiyun decided to do something big and make a name for herself. So they teamed up and set off for the world stage... where they dropped a mushroom bomb, bringing the ancient martial arts culture of Xia Country to the world. Premise: Work hard for your dreams.