Chongyun's Book of Friends [Genshin Impact]

(After discussing it with my editor, this story will go premium on September 2, with a 10,000-character update!) Blurb: What do you mean, a pure Yang constitution? He's obviously Inazuma's safest place! Cursed spirits, begone! Ghosts, begone! Monsters, begone! All his friends raised their hands. Hooray! Chongyun cuddles! Geto Suguru: (Forced out of the fight) Muzan: Kill him already, aaaaah! Monsters, demons, and ghosts: We can't, dear _(:з"∠)_ Chongyun: Huh? Reader's Guide: 1. Protect minors. No pairings, please don't ship characters. 2. Don't be too strict about the details. There are mountains of original elements. 3. A long-dead anime got me into this. This is self-indulgent fanfiction, written out of love. Upcoming story: "Did the Traveler Pull Chongyun Today? [Genshin Impact]" Blurb: Have you seen Chongyun? --Isn't he cooking cat food at Count D's Pet Shop? --Isn't he setting bones at the black clinic in the Stray Dogs' Territory? --Isn't he exorcising evil spirits at the haunted house in Beika Town? --Isn't he telling fortunes under the bridge? --He... Where on earth is Chongyun? (Panicked.jpg) To save up enough Primogems to get the Traveler to pull him and return to the Teyvat mainland, Chongyun, an unregistered resident, starts working odd jobs in Yokohama's Chinatown. (Chongyun: Traveler, I'll give you all the Primogems I've saved. Please make sure to pull me, or I'll never get back to Liyue, QAQ.) Theme: Banish evil spirits and be a virtuous young man who embraces the Five Virtues and Four Beauties.