The Vicious Online Dating Director Fell Out of Favor

CP: A straight-tempered singer can be a good actor when it comes to acting. ①Lu Xiao, a popular singer, loves online games. One day, his character in the game was stolen, and the stolen account was even sold online. So he bought a female account to get close to the buyer, and tried his best to be cute and flirt with the sluts to make them trust him as friends. In order to get his character back, he accidentally started an online relationship with the buyer. Lu Xiao: The new fashions are so beautiful~ Object: Buy. Lu Xiao: Someone just rode a dragon and flew across the square (°ー°) Object: Buy. Lu Xiao: Why do you have to buy me everything? Subject: You are my wife. If I don't buy it for you, who will buy it for you? ② In order to increase Lu Xiao's worth, the company put him in a movie by the famous devil director Qin Zhou. Qin Zhou was harsh and harsh, and he hated airborne actors. His evaluation of Lu Xiao was unprecedentedly low: he had no acting skills, he couldn't hold up a wall with mud, and one mouse droppings ruined a pot of porridge. After filming started, the air pressure on the set was low and everyone tensed up. Lu Xiao complained to his partner: "My boss has a bad temper. He scolds me every day. Will he go through menopause at such a young age?" The subject comforted: "As a leader, you can take the essence and discard the dross, just like peeling off the ugly orange peel and eating only the pulp inside." The next day, Qinzhou saw the actor he hated the most eating oranges, and the orange peels in the trash can were still torn to pieces. On the day of the main event, the movie was shot very late. Lu Xiao complained as usual: "Today's scene was too scary. He even made the little girl cry after he trained this and that. He also said that the purpose of work is to strive for excellence and there is no point in crying. It's so cruel!" The online dating partner was silent for a long time: Isn't this what he said today? ③By chance, Lu Xiao discovered that Qinzhou was his online dating partner, so he went home and divorced online that day. Qinzhou called quickly: "Why the divorce?" Lu Xiao: "I don't think I'm good enough for you. I have no acting skills. Mud can't hold up a wall. One rat droppings will ruin your whole pot of porridge." That night, Qinzhou chose the fastest sports car in the garage and knocked on Lu Xiao's door: "I want to have a good talk with you." Reading guide: ①1V1 double place sweet pet article crematorium tiny ② The keyboard online game is combined with the daily life of the entertainment industry. There is not much or very little acting content, and the entertainment industry elements serve to promote the plot. ③ They are sharp-tongued and sharp-tongued at work. They belong to the sharp-tongued type. They need to get married in the early stages of their marriage because of tasks and their relationship develops slowly. ④The game has a lot of private content and the logic is dead. ---------------------------------- Continuation article: "The boss refuses to die after being overjoyed" CP: The seemingly weak Taotie Shou (Taotie) who only eats to make money 1. Tao Ti's daily life: making money to eat. But as a glutton, he can never have enough to eat, so making money has become his top priority. Fall in love? Indifferent face: I don't understand, no, it will only affect the speed at which I make money. 2. Just when the pawn shop cannot open the pot. News reports: Qi Zhen, the leader of Tianhong Group, has cancer, which is still in the advanced stage. Now choose one person to get married, regardless of gender. After the agreed marriage ends, the bride can receive a compensation of 100 million. Netizens from all walks of life rejected it in various ways. Netizen 1: With that temper, he is definitely a domestic violence man. I don't want to die! ! Netizen 2: Mom told me that we have already decided to have a baby kiss! Netizen 3: My dad said that I am a single person for three generations and cannot be cut off from my family. And Tao Ti walked to the door herself. This business has only one purpose: Wait for Qi Zhen to die. 3. Before the boss gets married: Act madly and criticize, angering the law of heaven. Qi Zhen: You want me to die at the third watch, but I will die at the second watch! Brother: This psycho! ! ! Wedding day: After being struck by thunder and waking up, he learned that he was married. Qi Zhen: Who the hell wants to celebrate? If he dares to enter my room, I will kill him! Don't let me see it! Shortly after getting married: The Human-male Harmony Supervision Bureau has a new member who has never been seen before. The few tasks of accumulating merit and extending one's life every month are all taken away by him, and there is no great virtue! ! ! Tao Ti: When will he die? (Indifferent face jpg.) Setting: Great merit can be exchanged for life span Also known as "Dating in a Human Vest" and "On Why the Boss Doesn't Want to Die" Reading guide: 1V1 sweet article, falling in love while fighting monsters, private setting like a mountain. -------------------------- Pre-received article: "The whole dormitory has become a dog" Huancheng morning news report: A university facility collapsed, causing many students to be injured.... Unfortunately, dormitory 401 was infected. All four people were sent to the hospital and became vegetative. When they woke up again, they became the dogs of the top chaebol Fu family. ①Song Zhou, the timidest one in the dormitory, entered the body of the Tibetan Mastiff. Facing the little puppy N times smaller than him, the Tibetan Mastiff trembled. When the puppy barked, he hid under Fu Chen's heels and whined. On the day of thunder, a big bulge appeared in Fu Chen's quilt. The housekeeper's Tibetan Mastiff hid in his bed because he was afraid of the thunder. But Tibetan Mastiffs are smart and smart. They can hold newspapers in their mouths and wake up. They are very humane. ②Qiu Zijie, a computer genius, turned into Erha. It turns out that Erha was sent to the house of the second son of the Fu family by a vicious couple because he was constantly demolishing the house. Fu Yu has a withdrawn and cold personality, is ruthless, and is also a genius in the business world. One day, a hacker broke into his computer. He cast a net to catch people, and then saw his Erha squatting in front of his laptop and starting typing on the monitor... ③Sheng Xiaoxing, the most awkward boy in the dormitory. When he woke up in a dirty environment, he became a skinny Shiba Inu. He was so defensive that he pounced on the man feeding him and bit the hand of world boxing champion Fu Yan. When everyone thought Fu Yan would beat him to death with one fist, Fu Yan picked him up and took him home. No one knows that Fu Yan, nicknamed Big Iceberg, is a dog-sucking maniac behind his back. He bathes the Shiba Inu, combs its hair, and uses cotton swabs to clean its farts... ④ Jiang Ling, recognized by the school as the King of the Sea, has had more boyfriends than he has eaten. He is synonymous with coquettishness and beauty, but he hates that he is dressed as a small Bichon Frize. How can he capture men like this? ! ! He angrily watched as the youngest of the Fu family hugged him, bared his teeth, and rushed forward to scratch the faces of the others. Later, I heard that the famous playboy was taken care of by a dog, and he doted on the dog so much that he threatened to take a dog as his wife... Later, the four boys woke up in the hospital and started their lives again. The Fu family: The four grown men looked angry. Their dogs, which were originally well-behaved, sensible and extremely humane, have all turned into intelligent dogs at this moment! Barrier! No matter whether the wife is a human or a dog, we must find her out! Reading guide: Four pairs of CPs, full of flamboyance, sweet articles, doting articles, and ridiculous jokes. Intention: Hard work will not let you down, and you will eventually be recognized.