The Drama Queen Sword Spirit Has the Best Life

Advance Notice: After Transmigrating into a Pretty Hamster Baby in the Contrast Group. Blurb below

[Blurb]

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Zhan Muye * Ju Chaoxi

A ruthless, taciturn, steely, icy big shot * a silly, sweet sword spirit with a maxed-out gift for witty banter

Ju Chaoxi transmigrated into another world besieged by zombies, and became a... sword by the side of a big shot.

The big shot wielded her as he charged into battle. But when Ju Chaoxi saw the zombies oozing pus and stinking to high heaven, she crumbled and screamed, "What is that ugly thing? Get away from me!"

And then Ju Chaoxi shamefully went limp.

The big shot: ?

After that, everyone in the apocalypse watched as a max-level big shot, carrying a sword that constantly bragged about being invincible but went limp and pretended to be dead the moment a fight started, punched his way through a path of blood.

Ju Chaoxi: Wow! So cool! So handsome!

Zhan Muye: Shut up, you pervert.

And so the big shot set off with a sword on his back that could shower him with every kind of compliment.

"Baby, I have a sword friend who's about to die. Before it goes, it wants you to send me 50 yuan so it can see a man's abs. Could you make its wish come true?"

"Is your friend named 'Desperate for a Sword'?"

"Baby, I'm a little scared. Could you tuck me into your pants?"

...I hate sword spirits who have no sense of boundaries.

"Baby, could you carry me in front? I want to snuggle up against your...!"

"When are you going to die?"

When Zhan Muye fought his way through the villains, covered in wounds, and found Ju Chaoxi tied up in a sword furnace...

"You pervert, I'm here to get you out."

"That's so touching. But baby, could you stop calling me a pervert? I'm a pretty young lady."

"..."

"It's been ages, let me snuggle against your pecs." Just as she finished speaking, Ju Chaoxi gathered enough energy to take human form.

Ju Chaoxi: "..." Damn it!

Zhan Muye's gaze flickered: She really was a pretty young lady.

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*A very unserious apocalypse story

*Mostly romance, with the apocalypse making up one percent

*A spur-of-the-moment work written to satisfy my own cravings

*May every woman who talks a big game find love

Blurb screenshot dated 2022.8.2.

[Advance Notice]

After Transmigrating into a Pretty Hamster Baby in the Contrast Group

A lazy little mouse X a workaholic CEO

The little hamster spirit Cang Shu transmigrated into a book, becoming the scheming stepsister in the contrast group, the one beside the heroine who had nothing going for her but her looks.

According to the plot, next she would appear on a leisurely reality show about wealthy families alongside her villainous fiance, Wei Rucheng, and get thoroughly outshone by the hero and heroine.

Cang Shu, who knew the plot: This little mouse of mine hates competing with everyone!

Besides, she had a portable pocket dimension. She could just lie flat, eat her fill, and wait for death.

Wei Rucheng went missing at four and was only found at sixteen. Thanks to his exceptional talent, he later rose through the ranks to become the hottest candidate to inherit the Wei family's business empire.

This leisurely reality show was the final test set up by Old Master Wei to assess Wei Rucheng's character.

If Wei Rucheng passed, he would take the helm of a business empire worth tens of billions.

Wei Rucheng was ambitious and brimming with confidence, until he met his fiancee.

Even lazier:

At first light, the hero and heroine set out early to find ingredients in the mountains, and the audience was unanimously charmed by their self-discipline.

Wei Rucheng was getting ready to leave too, but saw Cang Shu stretching lazily in bed. She smiled. "This little mouse of mine got stuck on a glue trap and can't get up."

Wei Rucheng: ?

The viewers who had heard about it and come ready to scold her: ...That's so relatable. I suddenly can't bring myself to criticize her.

Even greedier:

The starving main cast had no idea what to do with the new ingredients. The hero and heroine won unanimous praise in the comments for explaining the crops with their wealth of knowledge.

Wei Rucheng quietly tried to prepare the ingredients, only to see Cang Shu silently pull a steamed bun from her shirt. She narrowed her eyes, looking world-weary. "On a late night like this, having a warm bun in your hand is more important than anything."

Wei Rucheng: Wait, where did that bun come from?!

The viewers watched Cang Shu hold the bun in both hands and nibble obediently: Is it just me, or is she kind of cute?

Even sillier:

After the hero and heroine were restricted from using resources, they hunted in the wild, one relying on brains and the other on brawn. Their perfect teamwork sent the couple's fans into a frenzy.

To fix the bug of Cang Shu casually producing buns on the show, the production team sent someone to stay by her side... and snatch her buns.

Having gone an hour without food, Cang Shu had no choice but to pounce on Wei Rucheng. She looked up with tears in her eyes. "Little flying squirrel, nuo! Kind person, please give this little mouse something to eat."

The mommy fans screamed: Oh, my useless little girl! Quick! Give! Her! Bun! Back! Or we're going to make a scene!

Even lazier:

To test how strong the couple's relationship was, the production team started a horror escape room challenge.

After the hero and heroine were forced apart, they actively searched for clues and solved the puzzles. They reunited at the finish, looking like a perfect match.

Wei Rucheng solved his own escape room in three minutes, then stared pensively at the utterly motionless room opposite him.

Cang Shu: Zzz. Do not disturb.

As a terrifying NPC chased her, Cang Shu calmly prepared to meet her end. "This little mouse of mine is going to die today."

Then the dark, terrifying room suddenly blazed with daylight. After a crash split the air, someone emerged from the light.

Wei Rucheng put away the iron bar in his hand, looking nonchalant. "Little hamster, come stand behind me."

She Xintian was an ordinary NPC in a scripted world. After awakening, the System gave her the golden finger of being universally adored.

She Xintian knew that Wei Rucheng would become one of China's most prominent capitalists. She resolved to stay by his side, warm his heart, and change him, becoming the only faith in his bleak life.

With the business emperor's help, she would beat the hero, trample the heroine, and rise to the very center of the world!

But she waited and waited with her golden finger, only to find that Wei Rucheng hadn't fallen deeply in love with her. Instead, he was spoiling that silly hamster rotten?

She Xintian: Weren't I supposed to be the protagonist of this world?

*The original hero and heroine follow the normal plot

*The little mouse got a weird fanfic

*She She got a cannon fodder comeback story

Cang Shu: Whatever. This little mouse of mine is great at winning without lifting a paw!

Theme: Your fate is in your own hands