Gu Yao, Die!

Copywriting 1: [My parents like the neighbor's dog very much. During the Chinese New Year, they often ask him to come to our house for dinner. I always feel embarrassed when I see the dog. Is there any way to keep the dog from coming in? 1L: At first glance, it seems that your parents lack company. You could just spend more time with your parents, or buy them a dog. 2L: How come some people feel embarrassed when they see a dog? ? Isn't it embarrassing for dogs? It's also embarrassing for a dog to go to a neighbor's house for dinner. 3L: When the dog comes to your house to eat, you hide in your room and keep out of sight. …… [My parents insist that I eat with the dog. I can't hide. Is there any way to make the dog shut up? 89L: Huh? Does the dog come to the table to eat with you? 91L: Hold the dog's mouth so it stops barking. 98L: I'm curious about what kind of dog it is that makes the poster hate it so much. …… [I have a blood feud with that dog, and we will have a sworn hatred in this life, but my parents don't know about it] 160L: Has the poster been bitten by a dog? It's so miserable. It's okay to tell your uncle and aunt, they will understand. 161L: How can humans and dogs have an overnight feud? Forget it, why bother being angry with a dog. …… [Everyone seems to have a bit of a misunderstanding... Actually, that dog is my ex-boyfriend... I also grew up with him, but my parents don't know that we talked about it. Now I ask him to come for dinner every day. I am very embarrassed. What should I do? Copywriting two: Jian Mi felt that she had done all the bad things in her previous life, and she only met Gu Yao in this life. Gu Yao is mentally ill, bad at writing, and has unhealthy thoughts. He likes a man and still does it to him. What a fucking *** This kind of person is really unlucky for anyone who encounters him. Jian Mi tested it with his own experience and found that he was indeed unlucky. See you again after many years of separation. Jian Mi: Gu Yao, I hate you so much. Gu Yao: Really? That's not what you said when we first fell in love. You said that I was the most dazzling star, and you wanted to hide me in your heart. You only love me in this life. Jian Mi:...... Haha, Gu Yao, die! Snake Essence Disease Green Tea Attack × Fried Hair Honest Person Gong is really sick! Motto: Everyone is a friend