Got Drunk and Had Sex with a Bamboo Horse

[Pre-released article "Gu Yao, die!" Laughing to death, who wants to be B? The copy is below, please save it~ Happy has lived for almost twenty years, but there are two things that annoy him. The first thing is that his name is actually Yue Yi, not Le Yi, but he is always called wrong. The second thing is that his sweetheart Lin Ce is too possessive of him. The solution to the former is that he has an extra nickname called Lele, while the latter still has no solution. On his twentieth birthday, he had one more thing to worry about. He got drunk and had sex with his bamboo horse. - Lin Ce likes Hui Hui, and relying on his status as a bamboo horse, he firmly controls Hui Hui within his own scope. Just waiting for him to enlighten himself and change their relationship. - On Le Le's 20th birthday, the drunk Le Le leaned against Lin Ce and smiled softly. Lin Ce couldn't hold it back and lowered his head to kiss her. When I woke up the next day, there was no happy figure in the dormitory. Lin Ce looked at the location on his phone and saw that he was on the roof of the building. Thinking about life on the top of the building, not knowing how to face Zhu Ma's joy, he received a call from Lin Ce. Lin Ce: "Where have you been?" Happy: "I'm dirty." Lin Ce: "...?" Reading guide: 1. It's a very, very, very slow daily life (I will be as slow as the summer is) 3. Possessiveness is Schrödinger's possessiveness (he is happy to think so) 2. The characters of the protagonists are not perfect, they are just two ordinary people. 7. I didn't expect it, I'll make it up when I think about it ——Separating line—— Pre-released article "Gu Yao, die!" Jian Mi felt that she had done all the bad things in her previous life, and she only met Gu Yao in this life. Gu Yao is mentally ill, bad at writing, and has unhealthy thoughts. He likes a man and still does it to him. What a fucking *** This kind of person is really unlucky for anyone who encounters him. Jian Mi tested it with his own experience and found that he was indeed unlucky. See you again after many years of separation. Jian Mi: Gu Yao, I hate you so much. Gu Yao: Really? That's not what you said when we first fell in love. You said that I was the most dazzling star, and you wanted to hide me in your heart. You only love me in this life. Jian Mi:...... Haha, Gu Yao, die! ——Separating line—— Pre-released article "Laughing to death, who wants to be B" Xia Yingxing was born in a B family. His eldest father is B and his younger father is also B. According to international genetic rules, there is a 90% chance that he will differentiate into a beta. The remaining ten percent is called God's will. After a long period of differentiation, Xia Yingxing received instructions from God and differentiated into a beta. A colorless and tasteless person. Apart from being a little good-looking, he is neither as punchy as A, nor as delicate and sweet as O. He is just a—— An ordinary beta. Xia Yingxing doesn't want to be B. There is no way out for being B these days. He went to the supermarket and bought a bottle of snow-of-the-valley scented toilet water worth eight and a half yuan, and also bought a stack of suppression patches to disguise himself as an Alpha, an Alpha whose pheromones were of snow-of-the-valley flavor. + He Yu has pheromone sensitivity. Except for betas without pheromones, he cannot have close contact with any A or O. On the first day of transfer, He Yu moved into the school dormitory. Because of his special reasons, his parents specially found someone to help him arrange a beta roommate. The beta is very good and He Yu is very satisfied. But who can tell him what's going on with the smell of snow-of-the-valley that fills the dormitory? Xia Yingxing: Sorry, I just transformed into Alpha, and I'm not used to how to control pheromones. He Yu: Are you Alpha? Xia Yingxing: Yes, don't doubt it, I am Alpha! Mission: Cherish the present and strive for a better future