Can a Useless Skill Unite the Ninja World?

If you were reincarnated in another world one day, what kind of golden finger would you want? Uzumaki Zhou, who got run over by the otherworld reincarnation truck, said she wanted an unrestricted game console, one that would let her change anything she wanted.

Overpowered? Stupid? Who cares? I just want to have fun.

But fate had other plans. What she got at random was a dumb skill-drawing System.

Uzumaki Zhou looked over the skills:

"I am the Hokage, you'll regret it": Danzo, I'm the Hokage! Hiruzen, you'll regret this! Apparently, Naruto fanfiction with those two lines of dialogue is the only kind with truly pure bloodlines. Once you have this skill, if you hold a high-ranking position and say, "I'm the XX," your subordinates are guaranteed to obey your orders. Even if they resent it, all they can do is weakly protest, "You'll regret it!"

"Fire Release can't kill anyone": You can use Fire Release, but it can never kill anyone. You also can't be killed by Fire Release.

...These skills are stupid, but they're concept-based. Doesn't that make them ridiculously powerful?

She understood completely.

A dumb story stuffed with countless terrible memes, but the protagonist is invincible and ridiculously overpowered.

Theme: Strive for peace in the world and well-being for the people.