[FGO Anko] Qiyu Xingjian Doesn't Want to Save the World

I'm a new tour guide. Please be kind!

There is plenty of absurdity, the plot goes off the rails, and characters may be out of character. The story draws on Baidu and FGO, but also contains a lot of original content that diverges from FGO. It is extremely slow-paced, so please prepare yourself.

Note from 2022.12.14: I may revise the story multiple times. It has already had one major revision.

If all that sounds okay, then here's what you'll find in this story:

Goetia, who falls for someone at first sight, gets all hot and bothered, joins the love triangle, and is Contestant No. 1 in the Qiyu Xingjian Love Rivalry.

Ashiya Douman, who also falls for someone at first sight and gets a Soulmate card, finally makes an appearance only to have everyone steal his spotlight. Contestant No. 2 in the Qiyu Xingjian Love Rivalry.

Abigail, the mischievous girl who drops in from nowhere, steals the spotlight and provides assists. Contestant No. 3 in the Qiyu Xingjian Love Rivalry.

Qiyu Xingjian, a Chaldea Master candidate and undercover agent who's supposedly Luck E, but has Intuition EX and a half-baked anti-evil specialty. The protagonist caught in a chaotic, morally ambiguous love triangle.

A tour guide with a bad stomach who gets betrayed and toyed with by the dice goddess every day, and whose writing gets treated like a romantic partner and drained dry. A prospective player.

The current timeline is 2014, before the events of FGO begin. What will Qiyu Xingjian, drifting around Chaldea, encounter?

Main story progress: Chaldea's Past (in progress)

Side story/dungeon progress: [Gold, Mithril, and Stars] (in progress)

Theme: Cross every bad ending and every heartbreak, and reach that miraculous happy ending!