The First Flop-Cat of the Immortal Sect

The bottom transmigrates and is forced to dual cultivate with the top.

They dual cultivate for seven whole days, nearly exhausting him to death.

When he comes out of the cave, he's turned into a cat.

Someone finds him and gives him to the top.

The cat bottom lets out a meow: "What a cursed connection!"

The top keeps lots of pets: brightly colored birds, fluffy white foxes, and a dragon with gleaming scales!

All the other animals try hard to impress the top, hoping to soak up some of his spiritual energy and transform into human form and become immortals as soon as possible.

Only the bottom, a cat, lazes around every day and avoids the top whenever he sees him. He doesn't want to transform. He'd rather die than transform!

The cat has no desires. He only sneaks into the top's study every night to steal a can of dried fish.

One day, as usual, he goes to get some dried fish, but someone suddenly grabs him by the scruff of his neck.

"You've eaten so much of this venerable one's dried fish. When are you going to repay me?"

Meow~

The cat just wants to laze around, but the other animals always want to chat with him.

The birds come to vent. "The immortal lord is so cold. He hardly ever smiles."

The cat wonders: That's what you call cold?

The white fox comes to pour out its heart. "Why does the immortal lord say so little? Am I not attractive enough?"

The cat doesn't get it: What do you mean, he hardly talks?

Even the white dragon comes to ask his advice. "What should I get the immortal lord for his birthday?"

The cat lies on his back with his belly exposed, then flattens his ears. That bastard said he wanted to spend the whole night dual cultivating for his birthday!

He quickly packs his bags and runs away.

Theme: Healthy living