RPG from the Start: Home on Cake Island

You arrive in an RPG game.

From the start, you land on Cake Island. You're the 77th child of the country's queen, an overlooked little unfortunate whom your mother doesn't love and your father has kicked aside.

What a hellish start!

Anyway, you look at your System screen:

[Your brother Perospero wants you to change your baby brother's diaper. Do you agree?]

A. Agree, and give your eldest brother a shoulder massage.

B. Refuse, and fling the diaper in his face.

C. Refuse, and eat the diaper.

[Your sister Pudding is hiding in her bedroom and crying because she's been bullied. What do you do?]

A. Go comfort her.

B. Burst in and mock her for being ugly.

C. Burst in, wander around, and take her pudding.

[Your brother Katakuri is sneaking donuts in his room. What do you do?]

A. Wait outside until he's finished, then go in.

B. Burst in and tell him you want some too!

C. Bang the door open and yell that he's a big-mouthed ugly freak.

"..."

Sorry, but these are all easy questions.

With your sky-high emotional intelligence and beauty stats, you've finally earned the highest achievement: becoming the most cherished child in the Charlotte family.

However, it turns out your actual win condition is something else entirely:

[System: Raise one person's affection for you to 100%, then marry them.]

What!?

How could any of your brothers or sisters possibly marry you!?

That very night, you angrily run away from home.

At last, you land yourself a rich husband and happily bring him home to introduce him to everyone.

But you find that your eldest brothers and sisters, and even your younger siblings, are all looking at you with sharp, dangerous eyes.

Reader's guide:

1. The protagonist is a little schemer.

2. Your goal is to become the most cherished child in the Big Mom family!

3. A beloved-by-all story with an otome-game setup. The extra chapters have different endings, but the story is short.

4. This is an alternate-timeline version of Please Click: Grand Line RPG. The protagonist is Manlu in both stories. You can enjoy this story even if you haven't read that one or the original One Piece!

5. I'm saving this story for after One Piece ends. I'll definitely start it to celebrate the end of One Piece and bring closure to the youth I've spent following it for over ten years!

Theme: Life is full of challenges, but after hardship comes a happy ending.