Nian Ran dreamed she was the doomed wife who died early in the male lead's story, "The Immortal Cultivation Big Shot Came from the Stars."
When she woke, she looked at the four adorable little ones beside her and fell into deep thought.
· A sixty-jin white dog who was supposed to be a combat dog but loved acting cute;
· A aloof black cat who routinely made enemy pets cry and loved dishing out cynical advice;
· A socially anxious unicorn who loved crying to get its way and had maxed out its foodie skills;
· A fur-loving little mermaid who secretly loved petting cats and was always frightened into tears by the black cat.
Could these "useless" cute pets grow up to become the villains who would shake the stars?
Nian Ran had an idea: Why not livestream their virtual adoption and raise them right, steering these future villains onto the right path?
From then on,
everyone online watched every day: #WhiteDogPretendsToBeWeakAndGetsCaught##BlackCat'sSavageQuotesCollection##UnicornFoodStreamGoesIntoOverdrive##MermaidSecretlyPetsBlackCatThenCries#
The legendary cold-blooded God of War, Nie Jihuai, headed straight for an abandoned planet after being reborn.
But there he found his gentle, quiet wife from his previous life, Nian Ran, surrounded by four fluffy little creatures.
The white dog clung to her arms and pretended to be weak, the black cat grumbled insults, the unicorn gazed up at her with teary eyes and begged for food, and the mermaid secretly petted the cat before instantly cowering in fear.
The Star Net trending topic #TheGodOfWarKeepsAConstantWatchEveryDayButStillGetsHisFluffyFixFromNetizens# stayed at the top of the charts year-round.
A doomed wife who awakens × a reborn, cold and fierce God of War
◎ Reader's guide in the announcement.
[Heavily revised many times, so this version may differ from pirated copies~ Thanks to all the dear readers who've supported me all this time~]
◎ Coming soon: "The Darkened Villain Is Three and a Half," please add it to your favorites~
Blurb for "The Darkened Villain Is Three and a Half":
While other Hosts are still trying to win over the wrong male lead,
three-and-a-half-year-old Zhaozhao has already shouldered the pink little axe she drew
· Today, too, she's working hard to stop her villain Dad from turning evil
In her fifth year in the apocalypse, Zhaozhao immediately discovers
The Zombie King wants to bite off Dad's head?
(System screams: Baby, that's an SSS-grade mutant!)
Zhaozhao growls back fiercely, and her axe shows no mercy.
The zombie immediately bows to Chu Yingfeng and apologizes.
Villain Dad wants to destroy the world?
(System shouts: He's the biggest villain here!)
Zhaozhao takes out her children's picture book. "Be good, Dad. Let's read fairy tales together."
After the tide of zombies, Chu Yingfeng finds a little ball of sticky rice who calls him "Dad." She wants him to tell her bedtime stories every day and insists the world is beautiful.
The apocalypse... beautiful?
Later, the entire post-apocalyptic world is saying:
The God of Slaughter Chu Yingfeng isn't scary,
but if his daughter says, "Dad is unhappy," you're in real trouble!
#TheDarkenedVillainWhoSaidTheWorldWasBoringIsLearningToBraidHair#
#Villain: Thanks for asking. Confirmed, I'm a tool, but I'm having a great time.#
Theme: Take it step by step and keep your feet on the ground. What we want will come in time.
It's been so confusing since the third picture, I don't even know what it's talking about... 💔
[Question mark] The transition is so baffling. He slapped him and still smiled as if nothing happened. Is there no other way to spank a child in the author's family? A slap on the arm is better than a slap on the face. Does anyone spank the children who are about to reach adulthood? Do they hit them in the face or outside?
"Quality" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ But
Is there something wrong? [Hold your chin]. It feels very messy. Some places may have skipped the plot. It's very incoherent.
Why is it so messed up 🤔, I can't understand some parts