As an ordinary little kid at kindergarten, four-year-old Yan Xiaosu had worries far too big for her age.
She couldn't help thinking that her parents were kind of strange.
Because all the other kids said things like:
"Mom always smells so nice!" "Dad comes home after work at night with yummy treats." "I love Mom and Dad the most!"
Yan Xiaosu counted on her soft little fingers, checking each one off:
Her mom didn't smell nice. She often smelled strangely of rust.
Her dad didn't work much, but every so often, when he went to "work," he disappeared for days.
In the end, unable to find anything in common with her friends, Yan Xiaosu pouted and went to complain to her parents through tears:
"Why aren't you like everyone else's mom and dad?"
"I hate you, Mom and Dad!"
Su Shichuan and Yan Ying looked at each other in shock.
Oh no.
They might be former god-tier players in Infinite Flow, but it seemed their own kid had completely rejected them.
After agonizing over it together for ages, they finally came up with a clumsy plan: Wasn't the problem just that they needed to bond? Why not try what Infinite Flow players knew best?
Come on, let's take the kid into a dungeon!
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The eagerly awaited third season of the variety show A Happy Family of Three announced its families. Along with three celebrity families, there were also three ordinary families.
Most viewers had tuned in excitedly to watch the celebrity kids, but in the end, their attention was drawn to one very strange ordinary family.
In the mud-pit flag-grabbing contest, Yan Xiaosu's parents moved like ghosts, dominating the whole field with terrifying force.
At the nighttime storytelling contest, Yan Xiaosu's parents cheerfully told bizarre horror stories that even made the other kids' parents cry.
For some casual family fun, Yan Xiaosu's parents brought out a complicated game of Werewolf, with an absurdly high kid-to-player ratio.
Viewers: What?!
What kind of family is this, anyway?!
#This doesn't look like a show about kids, it looks like an extreme challenge show#
#Who calls going on a variety show entering a dungeon?#
#What a weird family. Hmm, let's take another look. Yep, still weird#
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Reader's guide:
1. A cute, silly, everyone-loves-the-kid comedy with a mountain of original worldbuilding. Infinite Flow dungeons are just the backdrop and won't be described in depth.
2. A family variety show and everyday life. None of the three family members are ordinary: they all have special abilities (golden fingers), and their thought processes are out of the ordinary. The child is theirs biologically, but there are secrets about her birth that will be revealed gradually as the story progresses.
==[Upcoming story: After Seeing the Comments, I Became the Final Mad Boss [Infinite]]==
On the first day she entered the Infinite Game, eighteen-year-old Fu Xun unexpectedly awakened the ability to see comments in a dungeon where a ghost was murdering people.
[The full-dive anthology series is so much fun to watch! Keep up the good work, production team.]
[The blurb says someone dies at the beginning of episode two. Is it that unlucky cannon fodder?]
[It has to be her. I can see the ghost's mark right behind her.]
As countless comments floated before her eyes, Fu Xun, the unlucky cannon fodder whose surname was Fu: "..."
The good news: she knew the ghost was about to kill someone.
The bad news: that someone was her.
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To survive, Fu Xun embarked on a series of self-preservation schemes.
In the haunted villa, while everyone else discussed how to stay safe, Fu Xun went straight to the ghost itself.
Comments: [She might as well be asking to die!]
Instead, Fu Xun successfully possessed the ghost, became the new owner of the haunted villa, and started hunting everyone down.
Comments: [What? That Fu cannon fodder became a mini-boss?]
At the school of ghost stories, while everyone else tested the rules one by one, Fu Xun kicked open the principal's office door.
Comments: [Has she lost her mind?]
Instead, Fu Xun defeated the principal and took his place as the new author of the ghost stories, playing the players like pawns.
Comments: [Wait, am I the one who's lost it?!]
In the ruined-city battle royale, while everyone else fought for their lives with their starting weapons, Fu Xun dug up the battle royale control room.
Comments: [...There she goes again.]
Instead, Fu Xun seized control of the battle royale and turned the ruins into her own game arena.
Comments: [I kneel before this boss who keeps pulling outrageous stunts to take power. orz]
As new episodes aired, Fu Xun's popularity left everyone else in the dust.
In a special preview video released by the studio to thank its fans, the final scene showed Fu Xun smiling sweetly as she kicked the protagonist off a building dozens of meters tall, wearing pitch-black combat boots.
Fu Xun slowly lowered her right leg, then turned to face the main camera.
The moon hung high behind the girl, casting a soft, clear glow around her silhouette.
She reached out and slowly wiped the blood from beneath her innocent, downturned eyes. Her gaze seemed to pierce the fourth wall and strike the audience right in the heart.
The shot froze on her innocent yet cruel expression.
The comments exploded.
[Holy crap, holy crap, holy crap!!]
[Is it wrong to fall for the villain? Of course not!]
[The final boss Fu Xun has ascended! Everyone, rise!!!]
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1. The female lead has a chaotic alignment and will do anything to protect herself. Her head is full of outrageous schemes.
2. A full-dive anthology series, with each story forming an Infinite Flow dungeon.
Theme: A family should live together in harmony
[Infinite] The Dungeon Game Comes to Life
After Seeing the Comments, I Became the Final Boss [Infinite]
S-Rank Talent: Ruling the Catastrophe Game
Becoming a God Starts with Slavery [Western Fantasy]
The Salted-Fish Princess Doted on by the Villainous Crew [Book Transmigration]
After Putting All My Stats into Charisma [Infinite]
The Entire Galaxy Covets Me
Recommend gay friend Chu Shangu's beautiful article "I relied on my ex-husband's beauty to regain the title of Best Actor [Interpenetration]", the copy is as follows: In the tenth year of their hidden marriage to Luo Xingzhou, Xie Yi filed for divorce. The reason was that the Aras pig they raised was losing hair all over the house, and Luo Xingzhou, who had been staying at home, was actually planning to shave the dog. This is not only perfunctory to the dog, but also perfunctory to him. Leave, must leave! However, on the day of the divorce, there was a car accident. Xie Yi's vision went dark. He only remembered that Luo Xingzhou hugged him and then fell unconscious. When he opened his eyes again, Xie Yi saw himself in the mirror. Peaked cap, silver earrings, bleached and dyed colorful rooster head. This is clearly the face of Luo Xingzhou, the same Luo Xingzhou who was a rising star in the music scene fifteen years ago. Xie Yi looked at the people around him and read the same emotion in each other's eyes - bad luck. ——Yes, he and his ex-husband had sex. They have all transformed into what they were fifteen years ago, but time has stayed in the present, with entertainment headlines still promoting the release of actor Xie Yi's new film. "I'm going to dye my hair back black, and you stay home and clean up the dog hair, you hear me?" Luo Xingzhou raised his eyebrows: "Brother, don't you want a divorce?" Xie Yi: "..." Calm and unable to take action, that's his handsome face. Talented King of Songs·Little Wolf Dog Attack x Powerful Actor·Broken Temper Next year. Instructions for consumption: 1. Mutual favor 2. Just sweet 3. The essence is just the fun of an old couple.
Help, this is too social to die ORZ
It turns out that Su Su Laipi's performance comes from his father.
Hahahahaha, as long as Xiao Su is here, this couple will never be able to take revenge on society.
It feels like a parallel world line
Curious about the love, hate and resentment of elders (I find it very interesting)
Su's father's surname is actually Shi. He is in the same family as the director, and he is probably a younger brother.
I really want to read a story about parents' love, and see the story of them downloading a dungeon together to save each other.
This isn't like a reunion of childhood sweethearts, it's like a high school reunion after college.
Ah, I thought Shishan was Su Shichuan's father