I Am Langjun's Money Bag

"The General's Little Bamboo Horse" has been opened, and the copy is at the bottom ~ Copywriting of this article The beautiful and rich dandy Gong vs. The miserable and innocent little bastard Shou - Yan Hanzhang lived in Taohua Lane, the most affluent area in the capital, and was a well-known young man. Across the bridge from Peach Blossom Lane is Yuding Lane, where all the poor people live who have to wear their clothes for several years with seven or eight holes in them. Since he was very young, Yan Hanzhang has been running to Yuding Alley. Before his teeth have grown, he always knows how to get into other people's beds. The two of them may have had a childhood sweetheart time, I don't remember. In short, no one can dislike anyone now. - Yan Hanzhang relied on his wealth and took advantage of Fang Lansong's little leverage to marry him back home. Since then, Fang Lansong has been looking forward to being widowed at a young age. The two of them were like fire and water, fighting whenever they disagreed, and everything was going crazy. Butler Zhong fiddled with the beads on his abacus and secretly rejoiced: Fortunately, the bed at home is strong enough. - Yan Hanzhang told people that Fang Lansong was his sweet and clingy childhood sweetheart, and their relationship was sweeter than honey. Fang Lansong told people that Yan Hanzhang is a prude and a dandy who will never be able to marry a wife in his life (if he is not rich) - Yan Hanzhang: I had a new cup of tea yesterday I hired a cat this morning I received a message from the Han family at noon tomorrow and am going to play polo and have a banquet. You ask me what I will do in the future I said it depends on my family, Fang Lansong. - Fang Lansong: Be sure to bring cash with you the next day Come to the government office to find your husband No matter how slowly It's not polite - Fang Lansong: Yan Hanzhang, your uncle! Yan Hanzhang: Who was crying on the couch just now, begging your husband to spare his life? - Yan Hanzhang: If you go out to find that person named Chu again, I will give you laxatives! Fang Lansong: Ha! Get off! Anyway, it's you who suffers... Yan Hanzhang:? ! Fang Lansong: #v# ——— Advance copy copy "The General's Little Bamboo Horse" please collect it ~ - On a certain day of a certain year and a certain month, the headlines of a Beijing tabloid read: In the early morning, the general joined hands with his officers and servants, dressed neatly, and stood at the gate of the general's mansion. The general is cold-blooded and murderous. He can make this fierce god wait for him early in the morning. He will either be his ancestor or be sent to see his ancestor. Alas! People who eat melons expressed their indifference. Waiting until noon, a carriage arrived belatedly. The general's eyes that were about to spit out fire seemed to be able to blast the entire carriage into the sky. Who knows—— A milk-white child jumped out of the carriage, rushed over and hugged the general's neck, kissed him a few times, and called out - Mr. The melon-eating people bent down to pick out their eyeballs... - Everyone who studies Guozi knows that Tang Huaizhi's backstage is not big, but he is hard-pressed. It's hard on the general who regards him as his life. Tang Huaizhi also had a hard head. After all, his real name was Tiezhu, and he was nicknamed "The Third Hegemon in Class A of the Junior Academy of Guozi School" Hmm... Not very loud, but long 1. Tang Huaizhi: Let me tell you, my husband is a great general of this dynasty. He is young and promising, and his appearance is unparalleled. His Majesty is very fond of him. Every time he came back from the palace, he would bring me snacks given to him by the saints or nobles, which could not be bought on the street. Even though my husband-in-law is acting vigorously outside, he always behaves differently when he comes home. He often wears a bib and cooks delicious food for me. By the way, let me tell you quietly, my husband-in-law is so gentle in bed, he's so embarrassed. Okay, okay, stop talking, my husband-in-law is here (Sayazi runs wildly) Luo Qinglan (horse galloping) (swinging whip): Tang Tiezhu! Stop! If I don't teach you a lesson today, I will be a husband in vain! 2. Tang Huaizhi (Crispie Pupa) (Slimy): Mr. Sir, Mr. Sir, Mr. General, Mr. General. Luo Qinglan: What kind of monster are you doing? — The troublemaker, the annoying one, the coquettish one, the doting one vs. The ruthless one, the all-powerful male mother, the general attack Cultivation system, rough attack and inducement, favor in the years ——— Purpose: Make progress together and become better people