The Real Deal Wants to Go Home Today Too [Watch Party]

[This story will become a paid work on September 20. A 10,000-character update will drop after midnight that day.] Also check out my upcoming story, Unlocking Nonhuman Secret Identities to Save the Organization. The blurb is at the bottom. Please add it to your favorites! Official blurb: In this liquor plant destined to be full of watered-down and spoiled booze, I'm absolutely the best-looking bottle around: First: I'm not watered down. Second: I'm not spoiled. Third: I'm not GIN, either. You ask why? Because I'm a bottle of liquor with ambition! From the new boss, transmigrator, whiskey, Kurozawa Akiyo Although I've been picking people up and recruiting them into my faction at the liquor plant since childhood, and even staged a coup, is that really my fault? No!!! Have you never heard the saying, "Are kings and nobles born to their station?" Have you never heard, "If you're willing to risk your neck, you can pull the emperor off his horse"? So this is simply the spirit I inherited from the young master! Besides, as a bottle of whiskey, would it be right to my name if I were just an ordinary, authentic bottle? Loudly.jpg From a transmigrated rabbit who wrote a tragic, beautiful, and formidable script and ended up passing as a local rabbit The Detective Conan world's embodiment: When the world comes to a "crossroads," its embodiment sends departed souls to another world and gives those who leave home a parting gift. Kurozawa Akiyo: I died? A golden finger? How come I don't know about it? Cat peeking out.jpg The Detective Conan world's embodiment: Of course, you don't have any of those things I mentioned. Kurozawa Akiyo: Why? Am I not worthy? The Detective Conan world's embodiment: No, because I stole you. Kurozawa Akiyo: Abusive language.jpg At first, Kurozawa Akiyo wanted to go home. Later, he wanted to go home with him. Silly blurb: Click to see: Vermouth accusing GIN of finding a substitute; Neukoulu Sherry swinging a chair at GIN, surrounded by black smoke; Kaito Kid calling GIN "sis-in-law" and immediately dropping to his knees; Shuichi Akai declaring to GIN, "I'm not here to break you two up. I'm here to join you." Huh? Why is everything about GIN? Where's Kurozawa Akiyo? Kurozawa Akiyo watching the show.jpg Notes: 1. The pairing is GIN. The male lead and GIN are not brothers and have no blood relation. 2. The male lead has no memories from before he transmigrated at first, but they do exist in his subconscious. 3. Many original settings; the timeline is a mess. 4. Slice of life, silly comedy, with an unpredictable serious tone. Mostly everyday life. I'm not good at writing cases or strategy. For detailed analysis, see the audience reactions. 5. The police academy group doesn't get a complete rescue. 6. The characters belong to the original work. Any OOC characterization is on me. Unlocking Nonhuman Secret Identities to Save the Organization: You wake up to find yourself with a white-haired childhood friend, a gorgeous older woman with an alluring charm, and a huge inheritance waiting for you back home. Surprising? Unexpected? Touching? But: Transmigrator Misawa Haruki, who had just managed to reach a barely passable happy ending in the Jujutsu Kaisen theater after immense effort, was furious: How had he only just found out that this world had also crossed over with The Little Detective? System 1417: They only just merged, dear. Misawa Haruki: I'm tired. Do whatever you want. I'm checking out.jpg System 1417: All right, dear. Since you've already become the boss of the organization, it will collapse in a year, and you'll receive a lovely package: "life imprisonment, and no idea when you'll die." Misawa Haruki: (sitting bolt upright on his deathbed.jpg) System, you should be called 1418. Go die! System 1417: Don't worry, dear. We'll be together. Misawa Haruki: (accepting reality.jpg) What do you want me to do? System 1417: All right, Host. The worlds have merged, creating cracks in the barriers between them. We're officially opening the "Nonhuman Secret Identity" section for you. Send the lost souls home, young man! And so Misawa Haruki began his journey of unlocking nonhuman secret identities to save the organization: One: Dazai, who went into the water, meets a singing mermaid: Dazai: Have mermaids expanded their habitat to rivers these days? Daryl (mermaid secret identity): Reunited with an old friend. Want to go again? Dazai (excited.jpg): Let's do it! Two: Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru, who defected but not completely, putting on a stunning display of their beautiful love as a pair of close friends, meet a vampire holding a blood bag: Eurydice (vampire secret identity): How about learning about Gojo as a cult leader who runs in the opposite direction? Gojo Satoru (curious cat.jpg): I'm waiting to find out! Three: Amuro Toru, who clung to his beliefs alone and mourned the four cherry blossoms, meets a thousand-year-old demon king who fears no sunlight: Yazawa Aoi (demon king secret identity): There are four ghosts behind you. If they don't enter the cycle of reincarnation soon, they'll disappear. Amuro Toru (shocked.jpg): Childhood friend cuddles! The squad captain, Kenji Hagiwara, and Jinpei Matsuda: The four of us and the one of him are reunited. Don't we deserve to have our names mentioned? In the end, Misawa Haruki, now possessing nonhuman secret identities, having cleared the organization's name and saved himself, smiled with satisfaction: Just as expected of me! Notes: 1. Tons of original settings. 2. The timeline is a mess, and the characters are OOC. 3. The main storyline is Detective Conan, but there are dedicated Bungou Stray Dogs and Jujutsu Kaisen theaters. Theme: Even when standing in darkness, don't forget your homeland