My Wish Is a Little Off

~☆~★ [Long-form, plot, daily life, twists] ★~☆~

Everyone thought that Odagiri, an undercover agent in the world of jujutsu, was just a drinking buddy of one of the strongest Six Eyes users.

What they didn't know was that they had already cooked together on the very first day they met.

Everyone thought Odagiri's partner was the Six Eyes user, but later they discovered... it was the Six Eyes user next door?

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When two white-haired men in blindfolds appeared at the same time

The liquor organization's boss: "Hello. Did you drop this Gojo, or this Sansa?"

Gojo: "Is your wife me?"

Sansa: "Or is it me?"

The liquor organization's hardest worker: "Manhattan, are you paying for the lab these two wrecked?"

Odagiri clutched his wallet: "...No, I don't know either of them!!"

The two Gojos stared at the liquor organization's boss.

The boss: "...You want me to pay for it?"

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Odagiri looked desperately at his best friend, a certain smiling-eyed curse user: Save me! Save me! Save me!

The curse user: "...You're looking at the wrong person. The one next door is over there."

The smiling-eyed man: "Want me? I'm right here."

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The school idol, the big white tiger: "What? The me next door is timid and cowardly and doesn't know how to charm girls???"

The mature and dependable floppy-eared rabbit: "Why can't the me next door even do advanced calculus?!"

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And the person everyone had always thought was Odagiri's unattainable first love: "There's no place for me in this story, thanks!"

Odagiri's ex-boyfriend: "Our meeting was destined to end in a bad ending."

Extra story, The Sorcerer Killer and His Victim:

At first, he never imagined he would fall in love with the girl he had almost blown away with a single shot.

Ha! Who could have imagined that becoming a divine weapon after death would give him another chance at love?

Theme: Work hard and contribute to world peace.