The Metaphysics Master Makes a Killing on a Variety Show

Upcoming novel: The Pitiful One Is Actually the World-Destroying Boss [Interstellar]

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Former underworld bureaucrat Gu Xun was brutally "laid off" and forced back to life in the body of a disgraced actress with the same name. To show the King of Hell that he had cut off the underworld's lifeline, this woman launched the second spring of her career on a human-world variety show. She was determined to reclaim her place as a queen and take back everything that belonged to her

At the live filming of a work-themed variety show, a banner stood out:

Professionals out of work, back to work!

A quick fortune-telling, twenty yuan! Just twenty!!!

"The sun's almost set, Teacher Gu. Need someone to help you out?"

Gu Xun made a calculation with her fingers. "Director, turn your back to me for three minutes. Your bad luck is rubbing off on me."

Director: "..."

Three minutes later:

"You dreamed your great-grandfather was scolding you because he was trying to scare away the female ghost clinging to you. Thank you, great-grandfather. Rest in peace."

"There's a woman's body hidden in the haunted house. The killer is the real estate agent. I suggest calling the police."

"Your relatives are using your family's life force to make money, then tossing a little back to you. They've sold out your whole family."

Three days later:

[I'm starting to sweat a little, Master]

[Is anyone else like me and has never hated Gu Xun?]

[Gu is your surname, and fire is your destiny. Welcome to the Gu clan!]

Three months later:

King of Hell: Has Gu Xun learned her lesson?

Little ghost: Lord Gu has already set up her own business. She sent me a dream saying she would never come back to work again!

King of Hell: ?

Upcoming novel: The Pitiful One Is Actually the World-Destroying Boss [Interstellar]

Blurb:

The Interstellar First Academy made an exception to admit a new student into its mecha design program.

Rumor had it

she came from a barren planet.

Its scarce resources, the residents' deep-rooted insecurity and violent tendencies, and their hopeless future made it the perfect breeding ground for crime.

Anyone born there was naturally seen as inferior.

On her first day, she was thin and pale, like an undernourished bean sprout.

Yet

she submitted a change-of-major application, switching from design to infantry combat.

The whole school: Has she lost her mind?!

Everyone waited for the pitiful girl to be told to leave. Instead, after the test, they received notice that her major change had been approved!

Yu Wu had lived on a barren planet for as long as she could remember. She had an innate sensitivity to mecha and a talent for combat. After reading countless novels, she became convinced she was a powerful big shot who had transmigrated into a book.

Her talent let her thrive on the barren planet, until one day, after she used a mecha to rampage through a virtual arena, a teammate invited her to join them

Are you a military academy student too?

Registration for the Alliance's in-person mecha tournament is about to open. Want to join us?

She left the barren planet and entered the Alliance.

In a pollution zone designated as the highest danger level, all the contaminated creatures began to tremble instinctively

At that moment,

Yu Wu felt a call from the depths of her soul and remembered that her purpose in existing was to destroy the world.

Theme: Working hard is about building a better, more fulfilling life