The Plot Falls Apart After I Share the Big Shot's Five Senses [Book Transmigration]

The side couple's story, Finding My Biological Dad and Going Viral on a Parenting Variety Show [Book Transmigration], is now underway. It's a delightfully silly comedy, and the blurb is at the very end.

For more hilarious comedy in the same vein, add The Beautiful but Tragic One Is Way Too Silly to your reading list.

Blurb:

Xie Yixing's fate has been laid out clearly by a novel.

A burden brought into a wealthy family by his stepmother, a villainous male supporting character who gets face-slapped by the protagonist, he is a genius who ends up despised by everyone and dying in prison.

System 888 tells him:

If you want to live in peace, stay away from the original plot, especially the legendary big shot surnamed Gu:

The original male lead, the sole heir to a top financial empire, a golden boy, noble and cold.

*

No one knows that Big Shot Gu and Xie Yixing have come to share their five senses.

System 999 tells the big shot:

You share touch, taste, sadness, laughter, and tears with your bound partner.

His pain is in your body, his injuries in your heart.

To ensure your own safety, you must stay bound to your partner and take meticulous care of him.

*

From then on, System 888 discovers that the big shot's character and the plot have completely fallen apart.

In the cafeteria, the big shot hands Xie Yixing a lavish lunch he's made himself.

System 888: Host, don't take it! That's for the protagonist!

System 999: Big Shot, feed him! Xingxing needs you to protect him!

In an alley, Xie Yixing, covered in wounds and expressionless, recites the line 888 gave him: Don't worry about me. I'm the one who's hurt!

Gu, whose pain keeps being transmitted to him, roars the words 999 wrote for him: But it hurts me to see you suffer!

With the two Systems giving completely opposite instructions, from then on:

He runs, he chases, and he can't escape!

*

Later, Xie Yixing points to the most popular post on the school forum.

"It says here that you live with me, bring me food, and buy everything in pairs because you like me."

The young man leans closer to the big shot, smiling lazily, his voice seductive. "Is that true?"

Neither System says a word.

But Xie Yixing can feel the tender, passionate love coming from deep within Big Shot Gu.

*

"You'll always be my favorite."

"I'll lift that star out of the darkness and help him shine with the light that was always his."

A seemingly delicate flower who's actually a fierce wildflower uke x a seme with a touching way of thinking who seems cold but is really clingy with his lover

A silly, laugh-out-loud comedy about two drama queens pretending to deceive each other every day

Also known as The 365th Day of Messing with My Deskmate and My Teacher

Updates at 6 p.m. as usual (other times are typo fixes)

[Reading Notes]

There is a side couple (BL), with very little screen time (just two very sweet supporting classmates), so please decide for yourself whether to read on.

The story gets sillier and funnier as it goes.

For the side couple's story (Qi Yunzhou x Gu Yan), see:

Coming soon: Finding My Biological Dad and Going Viral on a Parenting Variety Show

Blurb for the upcoming novel Finding My Biological Dad and Going Viral on a Parenting Variety Show

Qi Yunzhou has no father. When he was three, his only parent, his mother, passed away too.

One day, he has a dream and discovers he's living inside a book.

The good news: his mom is the long-lost heiress of a wealthy family, and his dad is the powerful financial tycoon who built a business empire from scratch.

The bad news: it's a melodramatic novel about a one-night stand and an unplanned pregnancy, followed by the mother running away.

Five-year-old Yunzhou is the abandoned child, and his scumbag dad never even tried to find him.

*

During a lecture being livestreamed at school,

Little Yunzhou is asked to describe his father.

The adorable little boy has jet-black hair and snow-white skin. He looks earnest as he says, "My dear father..."

Before he can finish, the camera pans to the elegant handwriting on his answer sheet:

[He's a scumbag who abandoned his wife and child!]

Qi Zhihan, one of the lecture's sponsors, sees the fleeting shot in the livestream. The five-year-old child smiles without warmth, a hint of mockery at the corner of his mouth.

He frowns slightly and suddenly wants to stab that scumbag dad.

Later, he sees the child in the hospital.

The little white dumpling sits pale-faced on the hospital bed, while a director beside him chatters on and on:

"We're doomed. This parenting show has no celebrity dads, no wealthy young heirs, and no business tycoons showing off their unexpectedly sweet side as fathers."

"I'd die happy if we could get even the first two!"

Then go die.

Watching the director's hand grab the child, President Qi thinks coldly.

Two days later, the cash-strapped director discovers that his low-budget parenting show has suddenly received a ten-million-yuan investment.

Celebrity dad? Secured.

Wealthy little heir? Secured.

Qi Zhihan looks at the child. "Is there anything else you want?"

"They just scattered my dad's ashes."

The child looks him up and down with a critical eye, then smiles nonchalantly. "Now I need a guardian to go on the show with me."

Qi Zhihan falls silent for a second.

The next day, little Yunzhou goes viral in a photo with the business tycoon.

*

On the variety show:

Qi Zhihan: This is the best meal I've ever had.

Little Yunzhou: ...That's dog food I made.

Qi Zhihan has just acquired a famous chocolate brand because the child likes chocolate: ...

His smile deepens. "Is that so? Then human food must taste even better, right?"

The viewers in the livestream: ...

#Other than 'fatherly love is as mighty as a mountain,' I can't even say a single curse word#

Audience question: Little one, what does your father expect of you?

Qi Yunzhou: Don't bankrupt the Qi Group.

Qi Zhihan, who never said that: ...Actually, it's fine if you do. Dad can always make a comeback.

Everyone else: ...

#Bonus Scene#

Later, the mother's wealthy family finds them through the variety show, and the old man holds little Yunzhou, weeping tears of joy.

Qi Zhihan's relieved expression freezes when he receives a paternity test report.

He looks at the person peeling fruit for him and wonders if he should stab himself.

#So the scumbag dad was himself all along#

#What does it feel like to go viral because you keep screwing over your own dad?#

*My dear child, you deserve to be affirmed. You deserve to be loved. Your whole life will be wrapped in love, and you'll bring joy to others.

Theme: Never lose the courage to keep moving forward, even in adversity