The pretty idiot He Lian has a spouse he's never even met in person, despite being married for three years. His marriage exists in name only, and his friends never miss a chance to tease him about it. People even say his Alpha abandoned him because he couldn't keep his private life in order.
Come on, he's been celibate for three whole years!
He's had to get injections to make it through every heat since coming of age!
It's so hard dealing with people online these days!
So, on his nineteenth birthday, after three years of celibacy, He Lian finally couldn't take it anymore. At his friends' urging, he worked up the courage to call his so-called Alpha spouse
He Lian: Hello, Bai Zhen? I want a divorce!
The Alpha on the other end didn't say a word, but a man's voice came from somewhere nearby.
He Lian and his friends looked at one another. See? So which one of us has a bad private life?
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Then He Lian said, with complete confidence: Since you've got someone else on the side, let's get divorced!
The man's voice sounded again: "Major General, should I take care of it?"
He Lian and his friends, who had been eagerly watching the drama, trembled with fear.
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After a moment, He Lian gathered his courage: Um...
Just then, the female Alpha finally spoke in a calm voice: He Lian?
He Lian, instantly obsequious: Yes!
Female Alpha: Something came up and I didn't catch what you said. What was it?
He Lian swallowed and didn't dare make a sound.
Female Alpha: Come home in half an hour. We'll talk.
As soon as the call ended, He Lian sprinted out of the bar.
His friends: ...
Moral: Create a happy life.