My Marriage Partner Can't Possibly Be That Strong

[Goofy danmei novel coming soon: What Should I Do If My Best Friend Suddenly Confesses? Geto vs. a stone-cold straight goddess. Please add it to your favorites!] Synopsis: 1. As the head of a renowned mercenary group and a combat powerhouse, Shen Qi lived for making money. Until one day, she met a handsome man with a scar at the corner of his mouth. At that moment, the genetic instinct of a Rabbit to produce strong offspring took over her mind: "I want all the information on him in three minutes." Toji, a professional hitman with a deadweight kid in tow, was looking for a rich woman willing to take them both in. Then the perfect candidate appeared right before his eyes. She was gentle and sweet-looking, was willing to help raise his kid, and, more importantly, she had lots of money!! Toji was very satisfied. 2. Little Megumi, however, wasn't quite so satisfied. When Mom secretly washed off the bloodstains, he immediately sent Toji out to buy groceries; when Toji got lazy and made the ugly little spirit cook, setting the kitchen on fire, Megumi took the blame for him Without him, the pillar of this family, this household would definitely fall apart! 3. Toji planned to retire after finishing the Star Plasma Vessel job, taking his adorable, delicate wife overseas, far away from the jujutsu world forever. But just as he was about to succeed, a bone-chilling killing intent came at him from behind... The stone tiles shattered and flew in every direction under the crushing force. Amid the shards and the piercing killing intent, a familiar pair of deep blue eyes appeared, raising a black umbrella and fixing him with a fierce look he had never seen before. Their eyes met, and both their pupils contracted in unison: "Aren't you supposed to be home with Megumi?" "Aren't you supposed to be out on an inspection?" P.S.: 1. This is mainly about Jujutsu Kaisen. It doesn't involve the Gintama plot, so you don't need to have read Gintama to enjoy it. 2. The heroine isn't Megumi's biological mother in canon. Toji is currently just a hitman for sorcerers and hasn't been kept as a pretty boy. If that bothers you, please don't read it. (Bows) 3. I'll add more when I think of it. (Scratches head) Please add my upcoming danmei novel to your favorites!! What Should I Do If My Best Friend Suddenly Confesses? 1. Kanbara Sawa is a reincarnated god. She vaguely remembers having a divine weapon and best friend named "Geto." When she was ten, she finally found her best friend, but foresaw that his future led straight to hell. The former goddess, who had slaughtered her way through Takamagahara in a sea of blood before the age of ten, clenched her fists. She would protect her best friend! 2. To help her best friend with his digestion, she burned down her family's kitchen and successfully invented scrambled eggs with cursed spirits and scallions; to expand his social circle, she handed out over a hundred flyers and organized the "First Geto Classmate Friend Recruitment Exam"; to encourage Geto to stay true to himself, she got her ears pierced with him and cut her bangs into a weird style, then stood alongside her best friend and read an apology in front of the entire school Kanbara Sawa felt she was absolutely the world's best best friend. 3. After making sure Geto had become an honor student so strong that no one could bully him, Kanbara Sawa decided it was time to figure out her own love life, prompted by her parents. On a clear moonlit night, when a handsome classmate from the police academy asked her out, Kanbara Sawa was just about to say yes and give it a try when a familiar figure suddenly appeared. He pulled her into his arms. His lovely foxlike eyes were full of smugness. "Sorry, but Sawa and I have been together for ages~" Kanbara Sawa, who had no idea this was happening: ??? Theme: Follow the light, and go far.