The Lazy Parrot Who Became the Disgraced Crown Prince of the Stars

Upcoming novels: After a Game Systems Planner Becomes an NPC in a Blacksmith Shop and I Become a Tech God on a Dating Show. Blurbs below.

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Jin Shu transmigrated into a parrot.

A golden sun conure in a space-opera novel, soon to be poisoned to emphasize the tragic childhood of the villain, the disgraced Crown Prince.

The parrot had brilliantly colored feathers and was incredibly lovable, but its voice wasn't very pleasant.

Luckily, she had brought along her account from the game she played in her previous life, Monster Cultivator Simulator.

All the life skills on that account were maxed out.

Her inventory was full of supplies she had spent over half a year grinding for.

But this golden finger had two limitations.

First, she could only unlock her inventory when she touched the villain, the disgraced Crown Prince.

Second, she could only unlock the cultivation System after completing the original story's plot.

So Jin Shu followed the story and faked her death. Watching the disgraced Crown Prince grow gloomier and gloomier because of her "death," she trembled in the air with fear.

Life is hard, and this little bird can only sigh.

In that case, she might as well go back to the disgraced Crown Prince and be a lazy fish (crossed out), a lazy bird.

And while she's at it, cultivate to immortality and gain boundless magic!

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Chi Yuan was reborn.

After being reborn, he suddenly gained the ability to read minds.

What hadn't changed was that his father still despised him and his mother still feared him. They both avoided him like the plague, leaving him the least important member of the royal family despite being the Crown Prince.

In this life, Chi Yuan watched the scheming around him with cold indifference.

He never cared and never intervened.

Because he couldn't be bothered.

Then one day, the golden parrot that had died a horrible death in his previous life fell into his arms.

[Flying is so exhausting.]

[If I hatch the flying mount egg in my inventory someday, I can just lie flat.]

[When is the Crown Prince finally going to be deposed? Hurry it up! This is holding us back from making a name for ourselves on the satellite planet!]

Chi Yuan: ?

But still, don't you think your thoughts are a little dangerous?

[Note]

1. The heroine was human in her previous life, then transmigrated into a book as a parrot. She will eventually transform into a human.

2. Includes kingdom-building elements.

The blurb and title are provisional and may change.

This blurb was written on July 26, 2022.

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New upcoming novel 1: I Become a Tech God on a Dating Show

Blurb:

After transmigrating into a book, interstellar engineer Kong Fan became a cannon-fodder character who trusted her best friend wholeheartedly, only to be pushed into an abyss by that very friend.

Her parents were dragged into the mess and forced to pay off her debts. The company they had spent most of their lives working hard to build was ruined, too.

In the end, her family was destroyed.

When Kong Fan arrived, the plot had just reached the point where the original character had been tricked into signing three horrendous contracts.

To avoid paying a ruinous amount in breach-of-contract fees, she had no choice but to join a thoroughly ordinary dating show.

Each contestant had their own reason for joining the show.

Some wanted fame, some wanted money, and some wanted to sabotage Kong Fan...

The production crew had taken bribes, too, and went out of their way to target Kong Fan during filming.

During the contestants' introductions, the director deliberately brought up the worthless materials the original character had been tricked into buying.

Kong Fan, who had already discovered that those worthless materials were top-grade interstellar materials: ???

You probably won't believe me, but I already made those materials into a full-immersion VR headset!

The production crew's malicious editing led to Kong Fan being flooded with hate online.

One of the female contestants who benefited from it put on a show of apologizing to her, trying to rile up her fans.

Kong Fan had no idea what people were saying online. She accepted the apology and encouraged the woman to keep working hard, leaving the viewers, who had been ready to hurl a few more insults, collectively speechless.

The director did everything possible to cut Kong Fan's screen time, thinking he could quietly reduce her popularity.

As a result, he missed the entire process of Kong Fan making a "flying sedan chair for mountain climbing," and was mocked and cursed by countless viewers.

Only then did netizens finally realize that Kong Fan's technology was pretty damn impressive.

The supposedly ordinary dating show went viral as a result.

Later, when people discovered that Kong Fan was the actual person in control of a full-immersion VR company, the whole world was shaken!

For the first time, the comments all agreed: [Kong Fan, you are my god!]

[Note]

1. The story is entirely fictional, with many original settings. Everything serves the plot, so please don't nitpick the details.

2. I won't read comments while the story is updating. If something doesn't make sense, it's because the author's logic got eaten by a dog.

3. This blurb was written on September 20, 2023.

New upcoming novel 2: After Becoming an NPC in the Newbie Village Blacksmith Shop

Blurb:

Liang Shi died after staying up all night checking data.

After death, she transmigrated into a game that hadn't been released yet and became an NPC in the newbie village's blacksmith shop, complete with an NPC interface.

Having no desire to work herself to death again, Liang Shi only wanted to sleep, eat, and drink in peace, live in a house that kept out the wind and rain, and avoid being bothered by monsters.

Ideally, she would only travel between the blacksmith shop and the tavern, back and forth.

To make that happen, she could put in a little work beforehand.

Clear out the nearby monsters, gather materials, build a house, and make bedding, tableware, and drinking vessels!

Once everything was done, Liang Shi finally got the comfortable, peaceful life she'd always wanted.

Then the game launched.

On the first day, the players blew up Liang Shi's house.

Liang Shi: ...

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The full-immersion game From Ancient Times, whose slogan was "Anything is possible" and "Players change the world," took the internet by storm as soon as it launched.

That's because players could improve their mental strength and martial arts skills in the game.

They could even take items out of the game once they met certain requirements.

When the open beta began, players flooded into the game.

The first thing they did was rush to the blacksmith shop to claim their weapons.

Then, in a fit of excitement, they blew up the entire blacksmith shop.

Their goodwill with the blacksmith shop NPC Liang Shi fell to -100.

At first, the players looked at the frail Liang Shi and couldn't imagine her working a forge. They treated her as a functional NPC who sold weapons, and didn't care about their low goodwill with her.

However, there were plenty of oddballs among the players, and the shortage of weapons kept getting worse.

The problem even sparked a commotion outside the blacksmith shop.

Woken up by the noise, Liang Shi got out of bed in a foul mood, pulled out her enormous hammer, and brought it down hard.

The iron pillar on the ground turned into a sharp blade.

The players were so shocked their jaws practically hit the floor.

From then on, players flocked to bring her fine wine, delicious food, and top-quality materials, all to raise Liang Shi's goodwill and ask her to hammer something for them. They couldn't get away from it even if they tried.

[Note]

1. A food-loving, lazy heroine who wants to lie flat x a quiet, taciturn male lead who spoils her (he's not actually her caretaker; it just means he keeps feeding her).

2. This should be a typical player-driven, fourth calamity slice-of-life story.

3. The heroine is at the pinnacle of combat power and the strongest from the start.

4. The story is entirely fictional, with many original settings. Everything serves the plot, so please don't nitpick the details.

5. I won't read comments while the story is updating. If something doesn't make sense, it's because the author's logic got eaten by a dog, orz.

6. This blurb was revised on September 6, 2023.

Theme: Don't fear hardship. Face life head-on.