Naraka: Bladepoint, but It’s Just Everyday Life

This story is dedicated to recording the funny things that happen in Naraka: Bladepoint.

For example:

A golden broadblade: whoever parries with it gets to kill someone.

A poisonous mushroom beside the traveling merchant: someone dies out of nowhere in just three seconds.

In the end, the last one standing wins. Crouch on a rooftop while the fire guy and Yao Dao fight, and Canaan comes out ahead.

Tianren City? Never going there a second time! ...That gold pile sure is tempting.

My Tianhai: FFFFFFF! I missed the parry! Ah! I'm so screwed!

Friend L: Watch closely, this is the free spear technique! AAAACAAAACAAAA...

Friend X: No way! How could I possibly fail to make it out of Sunset Temple alive? Here goes my ultimate! Let the flames of desire burn... Ugh! (dies horribly) I'm so screwed, times two!

*Finished because I’ve mostly quit the game.

Theme: Happiness is endless