My fandom name is Mumu, and my ID is Kamisato Ayaka's Dog.
I transmigrated into a knockoff Emergency Food with a 2.5-head-tall body.
Help, help, help! I'm the King of Help! MiHoYo, hurry up and send me back!
My perfect attendance bonus!!!
My travel companion is an annoying little kid.
He's from another world, with black hair streaked with white, and he's in poor health.
I'm sure Rex Lapis would love to give him a Vision.
And so I took him on a brand-new journey across Teyvat.
Oh, right, he's a minor.
In the real world, he can only play for one hour from eight to nine in the evening on Fridays, Saturdays, Sundays, and public holidays.
Thanks for asking. I'm in Teyvat, and I'm nearly done for.
A few warnings: Please note, the main text is also in first person. These are casual short pieces, the writing is extremely, extremely amateurish, and the characters will definitely be very out of character. The timeline is a mess, and the logic is dead. I'm just writing for fun, so readers with high standards can skip it. This is just for my own amusement. I'll update a little each day.
Theme: Give Akutagawa a happy childhood.
