When a serious, conscientious Heavenly Court Judge who faithfully performs his duties meets the Great Emperor Qinghua of the East Pole, a revered figure with countless incarnations...
When patience and sacrifice meet violence and overprotectiveness...
When a junior disciple meets his martial uncle...
An impossible hypothetical: What if Yao Ji were the younger sister of Di Jun and Taiyi...?
Yang Jian (turning his head): ...Can I keep choosing the Jade Emperor as my uncle?
(Mysterious voice): ...Nephew, are you really that unhappy with the Azure Emperor?
Master, even without an actual uncle-nephew relationship, being martial uncle and nephew is already scandalous enough, isn't it?
True Lord Erlang, Yang Jian VS Great Emperor Qinghua of the East Pole, Taiyi Heavenly Lord of Great Mercy
One-on-one, best of three
"Nephew Yang, lie still and be quiet! Your master asked me to take good care of you."
"Master, I was wrong. Next time I'll listen and take better care of myself... Please, just don't leave me in Uncle Taiyi's care..."
"Even if Heaven wants you dead, I will protect you at all costs!"
(Mysterious voice): By the way, I am Heaven! Nephew, you don't need to worry about dying anymore!!
Warning: This is a chaotic mishmash of the TV drama Lotus Lantern, Investiture of the Gods, Journey to the West, prehistoric fantasy novels, The Classic of Mountains and Seas, research into Taoist mythology, and the author's wild imagination. It has absolutely nothing to do with Ryu Fujisaki's manga adaptation of Investiture of the Gods.
Please don't try to figure out which version of mythology is correct, don't earnestly argue with the author about whether the worldbuilding is right, and don't take the author's pseudo-research too seriously...
Before reading the story, please keep this in mind:
Everything is the author's imagination. Any similarities are purely coincidental.
Formal statement: To this day, scholars have yet to reach a consensus on Chinese mythology. The settings and backgrounds of today's mainstream online prehistoric fantasy stories all originated after 1995. In other words, the Seven Great Sages, Houtu transforming into the cycle of reincarnation, Hongyun, and all the rest are modern inventions! Since they're all inventions, it's only natural that my version differs from theirs. So please don't apply prehistoric fantasy conventions to this story. Thank you.
Finally: Extreme crackfic and fatalism. Read with caution.
Chang'e is definitely not Chang Xi, not Chang Xi, the wife of Emperor Jun. She is the big BOSS, not the same as the loser girl, absolutely not! There is some theory that it belongs to their daughter...
Then, yes, Chang'e actually refers to a group of fairies from the Moon Palace. "Journey to the West" says so. It is not Hou Yi's wife Chang'e that Zhu Bajie teases, but the colorful fairy in Chang'e...
Wahahaha! Er GG likes to think too much...
It's very cute, very cute. The problem is that this article is not a master-disciple CP! And what the hell is Zhenren Huanglong?
Ahem, Yang Jian said, I just look at beautiful women, so I found a place with many beautiful women to look at. There is no unrequited love, no, I really don't...
In addition, ahem, Empress Jiang or something, her son Yin Jiao Yin Hong became Junior Brother Yang Jian (Guang Cheng Zi Chi Jing's apprentice). There is also a problem with this seniority - well, it will not be considered in this article, after all, Taiyi is still Junior Uncle!
Attention, he is Baihua Fairy's immediate boss! Haha, Baihua Fairy! The famous Baihua Fairy on Yang Jian's Little Black Account!
When Yang Jian was beaten to death, he could still be too weak to push, right?
Hey hey hey, do you know that the Great Emperor Qinghua of the East Ji and Taiyi the Suffering Heavenly Lord are the incarnations of the Yuanshi Heavenly Lord (correctly). Although they can be respectfully called Taiyi Zhenren, they are not really his disciples...
Ahem, this character is quite similar to the Qing Emperor Dongwang Gong. One is transformed by the essence of Nine Yangs, and the other is transformed by the innate Yang Qi. However, Qing Emperor is the son of Yuanshi Tianzun (the Queen Mother of the West is the daughter of the Queen Mother)... Haha, I must underestimate Yuanshi Tianzun! This is a real BOSS...
Yingying Emperor Juncheng accepted it! By the way, please update please update!
I squatted in a deep pit, facing the sky, speechless and choked... The author, is there a pit?
Come on, please update~Master uncle is so warm, meow~big love, meow~
Chang'e is definitely not Chang Xi, not Chang Xi, the wife of Emperor Jun. She is the big BOSS, not the same as the loser girl, absolutely not! There is some theory that it belongs to their daughter... Then, yes, Chang'e actually refers to a group of fairies from the Moon Palace. "Journey to the West" says so. It is not Hou Yi's wife Chang'e that Zhu Bajie teases, but the colorful fairy in Chang'e...
Wahahaha! Er GG likes to think too much...
It's very cute, very cute. The problem is that this article is not a master-disciple CP! And what the hell is Zhenren Huanglong?
Ahem, Yang Jian said, I just look at beautiful women, so I found a place with many beautiful women to look at. There is no unrequited love, no, I really don't... In addition, ahem, Empress Jiang or something, her son Yin Jiao Yin Hong became Junior Brother Yang Jian (Guang Cheng Zi Chi Jing's apprentice). There is also a problem with this seniority - well, it will not be considered in this article, after all, Taiyi is still Junior Uncle!
Attention, he is Baihua Fairy's immediate boss! Haha, Baihua Fairy! The famous Baihua Fairy on Yang Jian's Little Black Account!
When Yang Jian was beaten to death, he could still be too weak to push, right?
Hey hey hey, do you know that the Great Emperor Qinghua of the East Ji and Taiyi the Suffering Heavenly Lord are the incarnations of the Yuanshi Heavenly Lord (correctly). Although they can be respectfully called Taiyi Zhenren, they are not really his disciples... Ahem, this character is quite similar to the Qing Emperor Dongwang Gong. One is transformed by the essence of Nine Yangs, and the other is transformed by the innate Yang Qi. However, Qing Emperor is the son of Yuanshi Tianzun (the Queen Mother of the West is the daughter of the Queen Mother)... Haha, I must underestimate Yuanshi Tianzun! This is a real BOSS...
Yingying Emperor Juncheng accepted it! By the way, please update please update!
I squatted in a deep pit, facing the sky, speechless and choked... The author, is there a pit?
Come on, please update~Master uncle is so warm, meow~big love, meow~