The Demon King's Hilarious Daily Life in the Human World

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When the Demon King Mo Yi came to the human world to experience life, she planned to be an ordinary, average person.

But then...

Day one in the human world:

Right in front of a crowd, Mo Yi grabbed a knife-wielding robber with one hand, swung him through the air, and slammed him onto the ground. She made it look so easy, you'd think she'd grabbed a light handkerchief instead of a six-foot-three hulk. Even when she disarmed him, she simply tossed the knife aside, embedding it straight into the concrete, with only a short bit of the handle sticking out.

She became a trending topic that day and earned official commendation.

Day three in the human world:

Mo Yi was casually riding a walking bike along the road when a passing sports car splashed mud all over her. Furious, she chased after it. "Apologize and pay up!"

The sports car driver, questioning his whole life: How did you catch up with me on a bike?!

A national team coach who saw the scene: She's got real potential.

Day five in the human world:

While out for a night run (and a late-night snack), Mo Yi accidentally wandered into a formation set by the occult world to exterminate evil spirits and stomped one to death.

An elder of the occult sect watched Mo Yi walk away, pointing at her multicolored glowing shoes. "What kind of magical artifact is that?"

The little disciple beside him opened Taobao and searched for glowing sneakers. The exact same pair popped right up: 66 yuan for one pair, 99 for two.

Elder: !

Day N in the human world:

Mo Yi became the most sought-after person by the special affairs department, the sports world, and the occult community.

The blurb was revised on October 15, and a screenshot was saved.

Coming Soon: The Goofy Heroine Doesn't Want to Follow the Plot

Chen Shiran transmigrated into an old-fashioned CEO romance as a poor, delicate heroine. The System told her that if she followed the plot faithfully, she'd become the beloved little wife of a trillionaire CEO.

Chen Shiran: Heh.

This brainless plot? No, thanks!

But with the System around, she couldn't escape the plot, so Chen Shiran had to find another way to play along.

Original plot: The heroine happens to trip in front of the male lead's car as it's approaching, leaving a deep impression on him.

Chen Shiran's version: As the car neared, she spread a thick cushion on the ground, put on a helmet and knee pads, and slowly lay down on it.

In the car, a crack appeared in the male lead's perpetually expressionless face.

Original plot: The heroine accidentally enters the male lead's private elevator. When the power goes out, the darkness triggers her claustrophobia. In her panic, she grabs the male lead's hand, stirring unfamiliar feelings in his heart.

Chen Shiran's version: The elevator also loses power.

The male lead sees a colorful, human-shaped object he can't identify in the dark, along with a ghostly face glowing fluorescent green. He silently hides the fitness band that says his heart rate is over 150 behind his back.

Original plot: While delivering documents to the office, the heroine accidentally collides with the male lead as he comes to inspect the place. Their eyes meet, and that collision lands right in his heart.

Chen Shiran's version: After changing into her lucky outfit, she waits right outside the office.

When the male lead arrives, he notices that, somehow, a roly-poly toy has appeared in the company. Its face is... the round back of someone's head?

Then the roly-poly toy comes flying at him.

Male lead: !!

This is probably the story of a goofy heroine forced to follow the plot, who takes an already bizarre storyline in an even stranger direction.

Expect nonstop laughs. Hope you enjoy reading~

Nothing particularly triggering, and you can check my track record in my profile. Read without worry.

Blurb written on October 21, 2022. Screenshot saved.

Theme: Stay positive and enjoy every day.