[True crime fiction, no female lead] [Revision in progress, don't read] [I'm revising it again, don't read the last three chapters, they're not updated yet]
I'm Yun Gui, an actor who often plays characters who leave people with regrets, the unattainable white moonlight. I came to Japan to film and take a vacation, but I keep running into cases, and there's always a kid around.
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During an interview, a reporter asked, "Emperor Yun, you've filmed in Japan. What do you think of the place?"
After a long silence, Yun Gui said, "I think it's best not to go unless it's for work. The Japanese are... fragile?"
The reporter: "?"
"They're just fragile, that's all. What's wrong with that? A lot of Chinese people like eating sashimi, and some go there on vacation to try all that delicious food."
Yun Gui: "Is Chinese food not good enough for you? Why go to Japan to eat? Besides, sashimi came to Japan from the Tang Dynasty. It's Chinese food, so why go to Japan to eat our food? Got more money than you know what to do with?"
The reporter: "?" Had sashimi really come from the Tang Dynasty?
Theme: Good looks aren't always a good thing
