[Crossover] I'm Bound to Lose MVP in Team Battles

Here's the situation: Chayuan Xiaochai, the world's strongest fighter, is burdened with a strange curse. Whenever they perform best in a team battle with more than five allies, their team is guaranteed to lose.

And Chayuan Xiaochai happens to hate losing, so they always choose a side with fewer than three people. As long as their team has no more than five members, Chayuan Xiaochai can stay undefeated forever.

Don't let the fifth person join.

That's what Chayuan Xiaochai, who can't help but always be MVP, tells the boss before joining any group. But...

A series about bosses who are only good-looking.

After getting used to losing, they gradually lose their smiles. It's okay, my boss is always worse off than me.

For example:

Holding Muzan's head in the sunlight and watching him turn to ash. It's okay, my boss's cross-dressing will live forever in my memory.

Watching DIO get beaten up by JoJo. It's okay, I'll always remember my boss's abs.

Saying goodbye to Gilgamesh. It's okay, my boss's handsome face is etched into my DNA.

Watching Byakuran get thrashed. It's okay, I've wanted to see this for ages.

Watching Dark Dazai jump off a building. It's okay, I've already committed my boss's breathtaking beauty to memory.

An outrageously absurd, snarky, face-loving heroine who keeps screwing over the BOSS x a male lead who might be nowhere to be found, or might not even exist anymore.

The bosses who get screwed over for now are Muzan, DIO, Byakuran, Gilgamesh, and Dark Dazai.

Started writing this in a fit of passion after earning Loser's MVP in several rounds of Honor of Kings.

A few things to know before reading: The OOC is all mine. If you're interested, remember to bookmark and comment, or I might lose motivation _(:з"∠)_

Theme: Don't team fight, go for solo kills