After Taking My Jinx of a Little Brother on an Extreme Variety Show

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When Qiao Yin wakes up, she discovers that she is living inside an entertainment-industry power fantasy novel. Her unlucky younger brother, Qiao Ze, has been chosen by the story to be its cannon fodder.

Not only does he come with a built-in bad-luck buff and endless controversies, he also gets dragged online for his bad behavior on a variety show, becoming the most hated person on the entire internet.

Qiao Yin, the lucky charm: How can my little brother be this unlucky?

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On a survival variety show for siblings,

Qiao Yin guesses all three of the production team's combination locks correctly and gets the seasonings.

The viewers: With luck like that, how could she not win?

She turns around and sees her little brother, who went into the sea to gather ingredients, tangled in seaweed and waiting to be rescued.

Qiao Yin: Hey, where did seaweed come from in this shallow water?

Qiao Yin goes out to find ingredients and moves like she's using cheats in a game, casually gathering half of what they need.

The viewers: Turn it off. This is no fun with Sister Qiao around.

When she gets back to camp, she learns that the tide suddenly came in and swept away their makeshift stove.

Qiao Yin, furious: Qiao Ze, you couldn't even keep an eye on the place?!

When the guest team competes against the production team, the guests immediately put Qiao Ze forward.

Of course, they don't mean for him to compete.

"Qiao Ze, just stand beside the production team."

Production team: Don't come near us! Keep a safe distance!

Qiao Ze: So I'm the only one getting screwed here.

At first, viewers across the internet were waiting to watch the Qiao siblings make fools of themselves and laze around, ready to dig up dirt on them.

But after the show aired:

[Could Sister Qiao let me touch her and borrow some of her luck?]

[I hereby declare Qiao Ze the number one pitiful idol. He's just too tragic!]

[Whenever life gets hard, I watch Qiao Ze's solo clips.]

#Share this post about Qiao Yin and you'll pass your finals#

#Qiao Ze Keep a safe distance#

Qiao Yin wails: Who made that lucky koi profile picture for me? Couldn't you use one of my professionally retouched selfies?!

P.S. This story mainly focuses on the siblings' everyday life and their close bond. The male lead is definitely just background scenery.

This is a fictional setting! Entirely fictional! There are no real-life inspirations, and some details may differ slightly from reality.

The heroine is the most beautiful, so don't overthink the power of her lucky charm.

Coming Soon: The Lazy Supporting Female Lead Gets Competitive on a Parenting Show

As the employee who has ranked at the bottom of the quick transmigration bureau for years, making the least progress and staying true to her original self, Jiang Ruan knows all about slacking off. Her guiding principle is: when in doubt, just give up and take it easy.

After one misstep, she takes slacking off too far and picks the wrong scenario, ending up transmigrated into a novel as a scandal-ridden, universally hated supporting actress.

Jiang Ruan: Time to give up.

Faced with a barrage of questions from reporters, Jiang Ruan speaks bluntly: "Well, when people get lonely, they always feel like finding a man to fool around with."

She has barely finished making headlines with her shocking remarks when she is told she has to appear on a parenting show.

Jiang Ruan, who has just been branded a professional man-collector: I'm falling apart.

And so, amid a chorus of doubts and insults, Jiang Ruan begins her lazy journey on the parenting show.

But...

During a parent-child competition, good-for-nothing Jiang Ruan trudges along at a snail's pace, giving up halfway.

"Auntie, Zhizhi really likes that black-and-white kitty."

Jiang Ruan looks down. A soft, adorable little girl, as cute as a doll, carefully tugs at her sleeve and gazes up at her with shining eyes.

In an instant, Jiang Ruan surrenders to that sparkling gaze, gets pumped up, and charges straight to first place.

The viewers, unsure whether to curse or hold back: Jiang Ruan came in first??

On their trip to the zoo, Jiang Ruan, who can't stand the heat, crouches on the ground, her soul evaporating as she gives up.

"Auntie, let's go see the black-and-white kitty... um, the black-and-white bear, okay?"

Jiang Ruan looks at the map. The panda house is diagonally across the zoo from where they are. "Zhizhi, maybe we should..."

Mwah! Little Zhizhi plants a kiss on her. "Auntie, take me there, please."

Jiang Ruan springs to her feet, scoops Zhizhi up, and races toward the panda house.

Darn it, she's seducing me! And it's working!

In a fun puzzle game, math-averse Jiang Ruan stares at a classic chickens-and-rabbits puzzle on the page, chewing her pen and giving up.

Suddenly, the little girl's voice comes from the other side of the door.

"Auntie, sob, sob, I want Auntie! I want Mommy! Jiang Ruan Mommy!"

Having the word "Mommy" hit her right in the heart, Jiang Ruan lifts her foot and kicks the door open.

"Zhizhi, Mommy's here."

Before the show airs, viewers everywhere are waiting to watch Jiang Ruan, the heartbreaker, keep making a fool of herself on the parenting show.

After it airs, the reviews are unanimous:

[Help! Where did this adorable baby come from?]

[I feel like Jiang Ruan has put all the effort of her life into Zhizhi.]

[If Jiang Ruan is the Queen of the Sea, then Zhizhi must be the Daughter of the Sea. She's so spoiled!]

After gaining Zhizhi as her daughter, the child's father comes looking for her.

The more Jiang Ruan looks at him, the more familiar he seems. Could he be someone she'd "played around with" before?

"Miss Jiang, are you still lonely?"

Jiang Ruan hugs the little girl tight. "Zhizhi, hurry and save Mommy."

Theme: Helping one another and the everyday bond between siblings