Is It Wrong to Gossip at a Crime Scene?

[I'm looking for readers for my upcoming novel, Son, Stop Fishing Your Dad Out of Trouble!] A sudden downpour stopped. In Yulin Alley, a man and a woman were found dead in each other's arms, their bodies covered in layers of pear blossoms. "Cough, cough. Isn't that Brother Pang? He specifically asked the academy teacher for leave yesterday so he could go home and catch his wife cheating." "Cough, cough. How could this arrow be the murder weapon? It was an offering Brother Pang brought to the City God! A couple of nights ago, he went to the City God's temple, and his offering bag was full of arrows just like this one." Lately, whenever a murder happened in the capital, a pale, exquisite young man would appear, coughing up blood as he dished out gossip under the guise of being the victim's friend, relative, sworn brother, neighbor, or something else. The people of the Dali Temple: "???" Could this fellow be the reincarnation of the King of Hell? Everyone who associates with him dies? Dragon-and-phoenix tribute tea is poured into jade cups, and eighteen kinds of fruit pastries are laid out on the table. After every juicy revelation, Shen Weimu would lie flat, looking frail, drinking tea, eating pastries, sampling delicacies, and watching the Dali Temple investigate the case. The people of the Dali Temple: "..." He really is the King of Hell! But this young man is a treasure. We have to protect him! One day, the people of the Dali Temple carelessly fell into a trap and found themselves in peril. The "useless" Shen Weimu, who spat blood every three steps, was left to one side. The bandits couldn't even be bothered to tie him up. The Dali Temple Investigating Secretary: "Run!" The Dali Temple Registrar: "But don't run too fast." The Dali Temple Evaluator: "Right, you're frail. You'll faint if you run too fast." The Dali Temple Deputy Minister: "Keep your voices down. You're scaring him." "All right. I'll take it slow." Shen Weimu weakly coughed twice and slowly struggled to his feet Then slowly smashed the heads of more than twenty bandits with the pork rib bone he'd just been gnawing on! The people of the Dali Temple: "Ω_Ω!" * After the war between immortals and demons, the Demon Lord Shen Weimu was reborn as an NPC who provided gossip clues in a mystery game. When a virus attacked the game, he was reborn as another Shen Weimu in a different world, bringing along the NPC's gossip clue interface (￣ー￣) This Shen Weimu, like him, was also known to the world as the "Great Demon." →Upcoming novel Son, Stop Fishing Your Dad Out of Trouble!: As the founding emperor who established the Jiang Dynasty, Song Xian is judged differently by different people. Many think he's indecisive, unambitious, and lacking in talent, and that from raising an army to found the Jiang Dynasty to conquering the realm, he relied mostly on his three sons, Song Hancheng, Song Jimin, and Song Luyuan. Song Xian disagrees. That's completely wrong! It was all, all thanks to his three sons. He had absolutely nothing to do with it! T_T * Song Xian transmigrates into a chaotic era and becomes the stepfather of three boys. He figures that if he can earn a few coins a day, raise some chickens and ducks, plant a few crops, and live a pastoral life with the kids where they have enough to eat, that'll be just fine. His three sons are handsome and well-behaved, and Song Xian is afraid they'll be bullied. Every day he reminds them, "Don't stand out in troubled times. A quiet, ordinary life is a blessing." But then His eldest son, Song Hancheng, supposedly takes a job as an accountant, but actually becomes Prince Liang's adviser, then kills Prince Liang and declares himself king. His second son, Song Luyuan, supposedly goes to work as a porter at the docks, but actually joins a bandit stronghold, forcibly merges the major martial arts sects, and proclaims himself the leader of the martial world. His third son, Song Jimin, supposedly goes to be a groom in a ghost marriage, but actually opens gambling dens, restaurants, and brothels everywhere, becoming the most notorious merchant in the land. In troubled times, heroes rise, and eventually one person will unite the realm. None of the three brothers wants to spend their lives taking orders from others. Fired up and surging forward, they push Song Xian onto the throne. Song Xian, who was cutting up pork intestines when someone suddenly dressed him in an imperial robe: "???" Theme: Bring criminals to justice and punish evil.