How Do I Deal With Every Dating Show Guest Falling for Me?

① Recommended: Shu Qi's "Pay-to-Play Goes Wrong, So I'll Pay with Myself," a playful, teasing gamer-for-hire bottom × a poker-faced, flirtatious esports big-shot top. A push-and-pull romance, a sweet danmei treat.

② Recommended: Hai Baihe's "Has the Dragon King's Flag Fallen Today?" A sharp-tongued, tsundere, easily riled-up immortal darling whose flags are always doomed × a jealous, reserved, old-school atheist. A fun fantasy about modern immortals coming down to earth, sweet and charming~

③ Recommended: Strawberry Guava Soda's "The Real Young Master Is Dangerous and Irresistible." Who says the real and fake young masters can't get along? Click to see a fiercely volatile leopard big brother switch into an adorable little bunny. Mutual salvation, incredibly sweet!

④ Recommended: Holland Pea's "The Mad General Forces Me to Disguise Myself as the Crown Prince." A crybaby disguises himself as the crown prince, while the great general is genuinely unhinged. Their contrast is off the charts, but they're incredibly sweet together. Highly recommended~

If you're interested, please add them to your favorites~ Thank you so much!

[Synopsis]

A clueless fake young master, a naturally awful bottom × a possessive, scheming big-shot top

A fake young master who stole someone else's place? A pawn in a wealthy family's arranged marriage?

Yan Qiu, a minor actor, wants nothing more than to leave the Yan family for a while. So he decisively signs up for a dating reality show that livestreams around the clock, 24 hours a day.

He never expected the chaotic battlefield awaiting him.

Lin Hesong is an ordinary school doctor with striking looks. A paper on his willow-leaf scalpel propelled him to the pinnacle of the medical world.

Ning Zong is a poor student at an elite academy, an academic prodigy everyone else can only admire from afar. When he wins first prize in the national computer science competition, the neighboring royal family recognizes him as their legitimate heir, who disappeared in childhood.

Lu Xinghai has been the subject of rumors about his cold, unapproachable nature ever since his debut. At just twenty-five, he has already swept every film and television award.

By some miracle, these three legendary figures end up on the same show.

As it happens, they're all Yan Qiu's exes. The trouble is, none of them seem to have gotten over him.

*

To be honest, Yan Qiu is a devoted Platonist.

By devoted, he means he never looks back after breaking up with anyone. By Platonist, he means he ends a relationship once it reaches the point of physical intimacy, because he can't accept it.

To join the dating show, he has to be single. And since his online boyfriend has repeatedly asked to meet in person, Yan Qiu reluctantly breaks up with him.

Faced with the three exes' relentless advances, Yan Qiu can only pin his hopes of making it through the show's month-long run on the other contestants.

Fang Jue, the puppy-like boy next door who once confessed his feelings for him.

Duan Beiming, a mysterious man with handsome features and the air of a powerful big shot.

*

Q: Which contestant are you most curious about? Is anyone your type? If you had to go on a date with one of them, who would you choose?

Yan Qiu: Don't ask. If you must, then Duan Beiming.

It isn't until later that Yan Qiu's Platonism is miraculously cured. He's lying in bed, too sore to sit up, when he finds a phone in the room. The avatar on its social media app is exactly like that of his former online boyfriend. He opens the messages, and there, at the top of the pinned chats, is his own profile...

Friend's upcoming novel: "Pay-to-Play Goes Wrong, So I'll Pay with Myself" by Shu Qi. A sweet danmei treat. Synopsis:

Gu Yun × Xie Yili

A cheeky college gamer-for-hire (bottom) × a voice-loving, reserved esports big shot (top)

Gu Yun is a male college student in the broadcasting department at A University. He's tall, handsome, and loves gaming and esports. Hoping to make some money, he tries working part-time as a gamer-for-hire.

Unfortunately, he's all enthusiasm and no skill. His very first client tears into him, then leaves a hundred-character bad review. His career is over before it even starts.

But one day, a client messages Gu Yun out of the blue:

"Can I hear you call me big brother?"

Huh? Call him big brother? Isn't my avatar a guy? What kind of greasy old man is this? If this were in person, I'd make him squeal like a girl.

Gu Yun is just about to type out a comeback when the other person places an order for two hundred sessions...

That's a month's living expenses.

Right.

Gu Yun immediately puts on a sweet voice. "Big brother."

So what if I call him big brother? I've got a bigger one than you!

From then on, Gu Yun finds his signature selling point as a gamer-for-hire: A male broadcasting student who never admits defeat, offering the best cure for anyone who loves a good voice~

And this rich, gullible client, who helps him discover his potential, turns out to be a sucker of a big-shot X, making Gu Yun a fortune:

Sponsorship fee? He offers it without being asked.

Need help ranking up? The boss carries him.

What? Take someone else's order? No way! He throws money at Gu Yun and tells him not to accept other clients!

Gu Yun knows better than to bite the hand that feeds him. He takes back his mistaken judgment that the guy was a creep and treats him like a generous patron who loves throwing money around. There's just one thing that still bothers him:

The guy insists that Gu Yun praise him, saying he's even more amazing than the male god in his own ID.

Until one day, Gu Yun's cover is blown.

He wakes up with a fever. The sky is dark, and he remembers secretly taking a wake-up-call order for the money. Gu Yun clears his throat and makes the call. "Bunny, time to get up~"

But the man's voice on the other end is low and cold. "Who's Bunny?"

Gu Yun freezes and looks at his phone. A big X is displayed on the screen. He goes completely blank!

Ah!

Aaaah!!

Aaaaah!!! QAQ

Oh no, making a wrong call would be bad enough.

But he called the sucker X who paid to book him for a whole year and forbade him from taking other clients, yet never actually contacted him every day!

Friend's upcoming novel: "Has the Dragon King's Flag Fallen Today?" by Hai Baihe. Synopsis:

A sharp-tongued, tsundere, easily riled-up immortal darling whose flags are always doomed (bottom) × a jealous, reserved, atheist old-timer (top)

Long Yun Yun, the Dragon King on duty for the year, opens the Heavenly Mirror to show off how many believers he has to his immortal friends. The moment it opens, he gets a shock: a mortal is standing in the Dragon King Temple, criticizing his statue from head to toe. To Long Yun Yun, it sounds downright filthy.

What a disgrace!

He plans to sneak down to the mortal realm, teach the mortal a lesson, and come right back. But this man named Nan Cheng turns out to be incredibly hard to kill.

Not only that, half the time he gives Long Yun Yun a sour look and tells him not to disturb his clay sculpting. The other half, he secretly watches him. When Long Yun Yun tries to use magic, Nan Cheng even asks whether he should call a psychiatric hospital to send someone over.

The truth is, the rookie Dragon King is just hopelessly useless, able to use only 1% of his power in the mortal realm:

The can is too tightly sealed, so he needs someone to open it for him.

The mortal realm is freezing, so he needs an electric blanket or Nan Cheng's cat.

Nan Cheng's cooking is delicious. Make another pot.

Nan Cheng: Heh.

Nan Cheng has been getting scammed in every sense of the word.

Long Yun Yun scrounges rides, meals, a bed, and a cat from him. Even more absurdly, he claims to be a deity from the temple, calling himself the Dragon King.

If Nan Cheng didn't still need a model with perfect proportions for his personal sculpture exhibition, he wouldn't keep this lunatic around for another day.

The worst part is that he's a jinx.

"Nan Cheng, you'll definitely see a total solar eclipse tomorrow. I asked someone!"

#Sudden torrential rain causes our city to miss a once-in-a-century total solar eclipse#

"Nan Cheng, you'll definitely get lots of commissions on this tour. I asked someone!"

#Renowned sculptor Nan Cheng's tour opens to zero sales#

"Nan Cheng, you'll definitely get eight-pack abs. I asked someone!"

#Member of a fitness center suffers torn abdominal muscles#

Lying in a hospital bed, Nan Cheng asks weakly, "Who exactly is this person you keep asking?"

"I can't tell you," Long Yun Yun says, rubbing his abs with an apologetic look. "Don't worry. I asked someone, and you'll be better very soon..."

Nan Cheng struggles to sit up and leans in to press his lips to Long Yun Yun's. "Shut up! Stay away from that con-artist fortune-teller, and stop jinxing me!"

The immortals in heaven: He said, who is, the fortune-telling, con artist?

Theme: When faced with hardship, fight hard and take your fate into your own hands!