On the night they broke up, Ji Yan went to a bar to drink himself into oblivion. When he woke up the next morning, his whole body ached. He opened his eyes, saw someone sleeping beside him, and sobered up instantly. All traces of sleep vanished.
Damn, I must've woken up in the wrong reality. Isn't this the pretty boy my ex-boyfriend left me for? And isn't he the nemesis who's been at odds with me at every turn since we were kids, driving me absolutely crazy?!!!
He'd thought that when rivals in love met, they'd be glaring daggers at each other. But the other guy opened with, "You slept with me, so you're responsible for me. Thanks."
Ji Yan looked around, sword in hand, utterly lost. What the hell? How could the world be this surreal?
So he went from a dumbfounded stare to leaping up in outrage:
Go to hell! Responsible for what? No way!!!
I, Ji Yan, would rather stay single my whole life, never find a partner, and jump out of an eighth-floor window than take responsibility for you!!!
After his nemesis became his boyfriend.
Jiang Yu: I heard someone would rather jump from the eighth floor than take responsibility for me.
Ji Yan: ...Bullshit! You... you must've misheard!
Jiang Yu: So, are you still jumping?
Ji Yan (through gritted teeth): ...I'm attached to life now!
Jiang Yu: Mm. At least you won't have to die for love with your boyfriend. That's nice.
:D
*Hot-tempered bottom x scheming top
*One-on-one, happy ending. They're each other's first, and the trashy ex is just a throwaway character.
*Updates daily, 3,000 words a day. Six days on, one day off (usually Thursdays). Updates around 11 p.m. If I can't update, I'll post a leave notice~
*Sneak over to my profile to see the author's secret kinks (just kidding).
Theme: Stand tall without arrogance, stay resilient and never give up, and keep looking on the bright side.
We sincerely invite everyone to take a look at the different types of little lovers' sauce~ The front row is responsible for selling melon seeds and fruits (bushi is mainly milk tea~) 1. Tricky War - A story about how a straight man managed to trick himself by playing pranks on his straight roommate, and also actively turned himself into a mosquito incense, Idiot War *^O^* 2. You are pretty good at pretending - pretend to be obedient and call me brother during the day, and grit your teeth and call yourself a pervert at night*^O^* 3. Don't regret it if you have the ability - it's hard to parry when a dull gourd hits a straight ball*^O^*
Big, there are less than two months left in the first half of the year (Devil Whispering) Take care of your health, and pay attention to update when you have time. Come on, graduate!!
It's okay, don't cheat, I like it very much
I really beg you, are you fooling me like this [covering face, laughing and crying]
This means I won't write this book at all.
Not updated anymore? 😣
Update update, the child hasn't eaten for a long time
Please give me an update soon? The child is going to starve to death?
Ouch, so cute~ Both of them are so cute.
Oh my god, the author needs to take a good rest! Don't work too hard. We want sustainable development!