Warning: Batfam fic, OOC alert
Blurb
Theodore Martinez is a famous unlucky kid-show protagonist from a two-dimensional parallel universe. After throwing a tantrum and running away from school because his daily transformations apparently aren't a mutant power, he's currently in the wonderfully wholesome city of Gotham, having an epic little tadpole hunt for his dad.
The professor, who kindly told Theodore that both his mutant parents were dead, never imagined that on the day Theodore learned he wasn't a mutant, he'd transform into a fortune-teller and divine that his biological father was still alive.
Theodore: I want to see which deadbeat dad was irresponsible enough to leave me at a school gate. When I meet him, I'll at least turn into Superman and give him a combo attack.
Old Bat Dad: Suddenly feels a chill down his back.
Ever since arriving in his old home of Gotham, Theodore has immediately felt how this place is brimming with talent and remarkable people. Back in New York, his teachers and principal had kept him from fighting and limited him to support work. Now Theodore is rubbing his hands together, eager to make a big, flashy debut in this city.
The villains: Don't come any closer!!!!!! This new bird has the weirdest moves and the nastiest mouth. Little Bat, get him under control! Getting hit by a flying princess, getting crushed under a dragon's butt, and having your fate decided by rolling dice aren't part of Gotham's basic rules for street-level superheroes!!!
The Caped Crusader: Shrugs. I won't tell my bird to get out of my Gotham, though. Thanks for sending me a new bird, Professor Xavier. The new bird is really useful, maybe a little too useful. He hasn't even been Robin, and he's already flying solo.
Professor: I swear, you people are shameless, stealing my students like this. Even if he can't become an X-Man, I still can't accept him working for the dark and gloomy guy in Gotham, okay?
P.S. A silly, chuuni top who's all-powerful but not completely all-powerful x a bold, passionate, straightforward bottom. The protagonist has one very clear goal: to become the most popular superhero.
Note: The protagonist keeps his surname. The pairing is with Kon-El. The romance is minimal, with the main plot focused on fighting monsters, leveling up, and the banter of a dysfunctional family.
[Here's a new top-led story I'm saving for later: A Genius Sword Cultivator Gets Crushed in a Sports Anime Every Day. A cultivation genius goes from getting crushed to becoming invincible in a superpower sports anime. It's a crossover sports series, mainly The Prince of Tennis. If you're interested, please check it out.]
[Another historical male-protagonist romance I'm saving for later: After Leaving the Emperor Strategy Game, I Ascended the Throne in Song. A max-level emperor from a strategy game gains sentience and saves Northern Song and Yue Fei. If you enjoy historical spin-offs, please check it out too.]
Theme: We young people must stand on our own and strive to become stronger.
Red Hood: I'm so stupid, really! I knew he didn't have any brains, but I didn't expect that his only free mouth could cause trouble.
Theodore: My brain has gone on a trip. I hope it has a good time and doesn't come back so early~ (Love Jason: Help me, help me, help me.
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The author is so awesome, wow, why did you suddenly solve v? I really like this article.
Can anyone explain why you are not interested in singing?
I actually bought this article??? I always thought it was a collection and I haven't seen it yet (?ì _ í?)
No 998, no 648, just 9.9, Take home the Gotham Unlock King. Now the phone is full, and there is only one stock left. Ladies, what are you waiting for? Call me——
??? Why did you suddenly unlock V????
Mommy... How did you solve v? Mommy... Oooooooooooooo... Can I see updates again...
Why hasn't it been updated for so long?!! I would venture to speculate that the wife was arrested because she wrote Di Mouni's lyrics, so she didn't update it?